Michael Stanfill

PAX!

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

I don't care what you have to say about the environment if you don't know what a kilojoule is...

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Why do girls in rainboots still avoid puddles like they're lava?

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

@VERSVISA Its not your fault. I still have the religion book I need to give you. I will be in town again Friday evening

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Sorry.

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

20-year-old at Sheris - "damn, I wish I wish I was 60"

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Her line is so long...worth it...

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

"on a scale of one to ten, I've been more drunk than this before"

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Alexandracat is a quiet feline.

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Headed back from Vancouver. What a great weekend :)

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Too much. Please, just let me breath...

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

@jezthesiren if you want a lot of gamers to see something, try posting on a porn site...

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

@Blackbird242 what's up?

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Sie war nicht da, was für mich schade ist

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

I talked to her! I did it!

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

What do you look at on your way to class? Nothing inparticular. Why then do we remark with oddity when someone looks at something different?

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Can I claim a refund from my school on the days I learn things I learned last term?

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

@jezthesiren not sure, came out of a flask. Green, not blue. The clarity misleads from the intoxication...

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Absinthe...you are a crafty one....

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Exercise is killing me...

[Michael Stanfill @PrinceVen]

Quote of the night: MY PENIS IS MEDIUM IN SIZE