Baphomet

Prince of Beasts, Demon Lord, Minotaur Calendar Babe of the Year, Stuck in a Never-ending Maze of Sadness, Good thing they left me weights.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

@OrcusBloodLord I’m proud of you buddy. Let me know when you want to lift some real weights.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

Rest days are life. I can see why the mortals like them so much. #gains

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

@OrcusBloodLord I mean, you’d have to actually get to the gym first. Or are you going to stop by Dairy Queen first? #paleo

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

Leg day is life. #minotaurgains

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

Don't be racist, hate everyone equally, like I do! Except @Yeenoghu10 and his followers, those guys are assholes.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

So pretty. I wonder if they'd help my minion find her way...

[DISPEL DICE @dispeldice]

Remember the amazing job @Shattered_Earth did painting those black holo dice? ✨✨✨

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

My flumph brings all the boys to the yard.

[Beadle & Grimm’s @BeadleAndGrimms]

Replace a word from song lyrics with "Flumph."

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

@Demonbirdking @TheTorog @Zuggtmoy1 Look, y'all, I just want to watch the puny humans do crossfit on my flatscreen while I drink my protein shakes. That's all I ask. I don't need to actually talk to any of you. I just need to watch the mortals injure themselves trying to look like me.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

Someone broke the fiber optic cable that brought me WiFi yesterday and I'm still catching up on the goings on of the mortal world. Whoever did this shall feel my wrath!!!

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

When you're making your protein shake and all the minotaurs come running. #JustBaphometThings #mymilkshake

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

@Demonbirdking Why does this feel like a trap? I'm not doing any of that Sky-messaging, seeing bowl stuff like you've got @TheTorog doing.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

I've got 99 followers and not one of you is a bitch. Unless you want to be. That's also an option.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

Meat water bath bomb

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

If you liked it then you should've put some meat on it! #alternatelyrics

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

I honestly wish my minion could inspire other *ahem* minotaurs to bring me more victi-- I mean friends.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

This may become part of my new lifting playlist. #gains

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

@Demonbirdking @HolyCaGnolli Hey, I didn't say *we* did it best. Just... I did it best.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

When you're cute and you enjoy eating the hearts of your enemies. #JustBaphometThings

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

@HolyCaGnolli Just saying, I did it best.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

Huh, something we agree upon! I shall feast upon the entrails of those who bully others! I chase all through my maze, regardless of orientation or gender, as all are tasty.

[Bahamut, The Platinum Dragon @BahamutPlatinum]

I ask that those of you in the #LGBTQ community know that I stand with you and will protect you. Their misguided hurtful words cannot penetrate platinum wings.

[Baphomet @Prince_Baphomet]

I'm getting impatient that my... minion... has not brought me a tribute recently.