Nadling

An otter maid touched by the paw of destiny

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Old men are never called Greg

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Has anyone else become obsessed with sea shanties recently?

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Christ Flight of the Navigator was a good film

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There’s been a lot of flim flam talked about my new mustache recently, but rest assured it is actually really nice

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Me: Paul (shouting from the living room on Arrakis)

Paul: Yeah (still eating)

Me: Put the kettle on would you Bud

Paul: Yeah

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Realising there's been snot on your mustache this whole time is a very demoralising moment

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Really like it when parrots whistle

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@cadlington Thank you

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What type of berry are peas?

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Fun fact, Snake Plissken's first name was Gavin

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Real red flag vibes from dudes with chunky black wedding rings

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Finally cracked and googled what is LinkedIn

[brian o’neill @biranonell]

guess the world just wasn’t ready for sink based prop comedy

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A Prius with a "Don't tread on me" sticker, now that's a thinker

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How on earth are cows getting fat, all they’re eating is fucking grass

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I think lava looks delicious, always have

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Wait, Roy Hodgson wasn’t the Watford boss already?

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Never managed to feed a horse anything off the palm of my hand, always shat it at the last moment

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@Jaysea48 Speak for yourself

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Voodoo dolls, but of household appliances