Princess Pijana

Please sir, can I have some butter dog? the dog with the butter on it?

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@teenagekcks Yeah Big Ed was right about you

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@teenagekcks nothing enrages me more than going to the store and they don’t have viagra

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Watch out for The Ring in this years Eurovision!! #diein7days

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@SirKorap Don’t cry for me Fatih, don’t be sad

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Spot the difference

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So nice of John Lennon to stop by for a glass of coke.

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I love spending Christmas in California

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@szymek_lfc @s8nstan Thank you, I hope it distracts you from the fact that I’m stupid

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How it started vs. How it’s going #patheticdrunk

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@teenagekcks I wish I was not real. Also, as I was writing this, I was almost run over by a huge garbage truck because I was looking at my phone #lucky

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Only having 1 slice of pizza tonight, girls #healthychoices #casualevening

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@teenagekcks

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@teenagekcks @TheJoker22__ It’s from @walmart #notmyfault

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Oh shit. The joker and Harley Quinn came over for wine and pasta!!!

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@teenagekcks you will be so incredibly proud to know that yesterday at a party, I REFILLED THE ICE CUBE TRAY IN SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE #wheresmycrown #hungovertho

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@lenfantxsauvage Sorry, I tweeted it as soon as I got out of jail.

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‘What is this a picture of?’ I hear you cry? BAD DECISIONS. I think I’m allergic to Soplica #polishproblems #sayNOtovodka

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@teenagekcks Try making a million, everyone will love you then (especially me)

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We showed Sophie a 4K rover video of Mars and she said “Omg is that Georgia?” @teenagekcks

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@teenagekcks Could you potentially help me go off the map when I visit the bank today at 3am? Also, do you have a lot of space in the boot by any chance?