Big Mac

'Give a girl the right pair of kicks and she can conquer the world'

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

@millygreenwitch I’ve just sent you a DM x

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

@DeanMcMackin You’re welcome!

[Dean McMackin @DeanMcMackin]

Can you help the homeless? If you can please consider buying a digital token here https://t.co/wvIZYWkypu

You can buy as many as you like unfortunately we are away off making a significant difference to the charities so if if you can donate and buy you’d make a huge difference

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Thanks to the dickheads on Facebook who binged watched Top Boy and shared the ending. Why are people like this - it’s been out 2 days 🙄😔

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Love a self care Monday. Massage, facial and clean bead sheets 💆🏾‍♀️✨

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

This was me. I was the soaking wet person who got a lift to the train station and my 5 minute walk in my ‘waterproof jacket’ made me look like I’d been rolling in puddles all day - fml 🌧️🙃😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Helpful things to say to a soaking wet person:

“Still raining?”
“You look drenched”
“What's it like out there?”
“You’re all wet”
“Why didn’t you take a brolly?”

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Booking another holiday today, I’m sick of this rain and dull country 😔🙄

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

I feel like this bug has got me going 2 steps forward, 1 step backwards. 10 days on and I’m still feeling like crap 😭🤒🤧

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Is this rain not tired. Every day rain and a little piece of sunshine 😔

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Nothing irks me more than parents dropping kids off on the school run, like why do you drive like a d*ckhead 🙄🤬

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

I cuss my massage therapist every time cos the pain she inflicts is too much 😭 but I know in the next couple of days I’m going to feel reborn 🤣✨

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Wanted to do a cook up this weekend but thought it’d be too warm so didn’t go butchers yesterday and now it’s cool and pouring down 🤨😔

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Guess I’m now the owner of a lovely bracelet because of the returns policy AND now we need to find an equally nice milestone present to replace it ffs 🤡🙃

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

For the middle one’s 18th birthday we bought her a designer bracelet. Nothing too flashy or boujee but a keepsake for a milestone birthday - 5 delivery attempts later and after showing her a picture of it before it was finally delivered she decides she hates it 🙄😤

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Feels like autumn 🙄 pie and mash for dinner which was lovely tbf but not what I should be eating in JULY!

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Had a late lunch at work and wasn’t hungry when I got home so of course opened a bottle of wine instead of having dinner 🤦🏾‍♀️😂 we’ve all been there but I’m back in the office tomorrow and interviewing……so yeah that 😬😭

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

@caffyhank Maybe they think they’re working on the 2 hours split rather than 2 hours each 🤷🏾‍♀️ had that with ours at work and definitely can’t do it all in that time until I questioned it 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

You hear some strange noises between the hours of 04:39 - 07:00, i know it’s hot but do you really need to get up and out that early 😴

[Big Mac @PrincessZara_79]

Anyway I’m in a ‘fuck it it’s sunny’ kinda mood 🌞👊🏽