Didi The Martian

High-functioning Introvert | Occasional Writer | #spaceshost | DJ Didi 🎧 | I'm the problem, it's me.

[Lars @larsypoot]

#LoveIsBlind summarised:

- JP is an incel
- Izzy is a jackass
- Uche is a gaslighting jackass
- Lydia is a stalker
- Stacy is a spoiled brat
- Milton is a child, pls call CPS
- Taylor & Aaliyah — I’m just glad you’re out safe

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

@Its_preshious @University @KPMG Congratulations, my love❤️

[Thejoyfulltraveller @Its_preshious]

Guys!!!!!

I did it!! Masters in Project Management @University of Roehampton✅

From the days of managing comms projects at @KPMG to overseeing different projects at Grace smile foundation to now earning a degree in PM.

Grateful for the support from everyone!

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

@JumiaFoodNG n4nt-iqh5

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

Can we talk about how @JumiaFoodNG has the worst customer service for any food delivery app in Nigeria?

It's only with @JumiaFoodNG that I've had riders eating food that I've paid for or just not delivering it. Customer service? Unavailable.

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

@JumiaFoodNG As I said, I can't send you a DM

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

@JumiaFoodNG ?

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

@JumiaFoodNG do better before you sink even further into irrelevancy.

I don't understand why I have to go to so much stress just to get food that I've paid for.

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

You can't chat them on the app because there will be no agents available.

You can't call and speak to anyone because they will tell you to use the chatbox which... Plot twist... Has no agents available.

You send complaint mails... They don't reply.

[Didi The Martian @Princess_Essang]

@Shizuo85 @shaquille__t Because of glasses?😭

[TheCable @thecableng]

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[TheCable @thecableng]

Make a date with Roving Heights as Simon Kolawole unpacks his critically-acclaimed book, 'Fellow Nigerians, It's All Politics', on March 25.

[TheCable @thecableng]

Join in at 8pm as @kunlelawal intimates us with the provisions of the electoral act 2022 and how it’d play out in the 2023 elections.

https://t.co/zX6d387QP3

[TheCable @thecableng]

A number of opinion polls have predicted winners of Nigeria’s presidential election. So far, each of the top three major candidates has been predicted to win; but since we can have only one winner, what credibility and influence do these polls have?

https://t.co/NZkMqtZPuO

[IZU 🦉 @izu_crypt]

Ever Heard of the saying
“Liquidity being the soul of DeFi”?

Every “Experienced”DeFi Analyst know that Liquidity availability in a project is core in their research.

This brings us to the question-

What is TVL in DeFi and why it matters a lot ?
🧵🪡

[IZU 🦉 @izu_crypt]

A MASTER THREAD containing “MY EDUCATIONAL CONTENTS” worth 10k$…to scale you From Beginner’s level to Pro!

Tag a DeFi enthusiast to see this.
RT 🧵
(Subsequent contents will be added to it for easy access)

[Oladunni @auntydeedeluxe]

My man asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I had just one response “I just want to feel the thoughtfulness with love “
And he said hold my beer😩😩🤭
Olakunle you do this one😭☺️
I am enjoying this love thing 💕

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Meet me at midnight…

…for the Lavender Haze music video premiere (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) https://t.co/auFTSVBP0A