Lars

just another glamorous rug

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The number of closeted gay men on this season of Love is Blind feels unethical

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Nicole I know a great therapist DM me #LoveIsBlindUK

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@JohnVogtman They are taking Le Pissoir. Breakdancing? Be serious. I routinely win gold after a few pints.

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Joined the Canvassing for Corbyn WhatsApp group and every outspoken “Labour” socialist I’ve ever slept with is in there. Guilt for betraying the party line suddenly alleviated.

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Tell me what sting was thinking when he wrote ‘every breath you take’

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@JohnVogtman Depends how many martinis I’ve had pre flight but I like to strike a happy balance

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@JohnVogtman It’s a slippery slope

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Was wondering why my brow gel was running low and turns out it’s bc I bought it 6 months ago

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Was feeling wild last night so I bought brow gel

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Rita’s the real MVP this season for putting Clay’s dad square in his place like that #loveisblind #LoveIsBlind6

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@HelsinHashtags Nugget will suffice

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Delusional women everywhere watching AD and Matthew like “I can change him” #LoveIsBlindS6

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Someone call a technician bc AD’s red flag radar is no longer functioning #LoveIsBlindS6

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Look, midnights was a fine album and the woman has a few bops but Taylor Swift calling herself a poet is just a hair over the line for me

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@fratonic Critically why are you adding your dates on LinkedIn

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Sincerely hope whoever designed Canary Wharf is burning in the pits of hell right now

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Reading A Little Life. Have we checked on Hanya Yanagihara? Is she ok?

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Me: “Listen I was drunk I wasn’t exactly firing on all cylinders”

@rachelraylot : “Hey can I be honest? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you fire on all cylinders, emotionally”

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I’m 30 this year

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@fratonic Always the way innit