Becki

I make orthodontic torture devices for a living and cause decorative pain on the side. What else could you possibly want to know about me?

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

I spend a lot of time yelling at my own brain.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

Oh hey Twitter

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

This has been the only thing I've tweeted in 2020. It may be the only thing I'll tweet in 2020. Lol

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

Off to another round of the game of life, where the money they take is gone immediately but the money you earn is subject to an eight-day waiting period

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

Hey @Friendlys I didn't want to complain at the understaffed takeout window but my peanut butter cup sundae ended up being ice cream with one sauce, no pb cup, no sprinkles... Not what was paid for. 😔

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

@existindirectly We develop starting from the asshole, which as far as the GOP is concerned IS a fully-functioning brain.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

I didn't realize there was a Mashup of handmaid's tale and idiocracy but here we are living in it.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

I want to be on the big screen too! #NXTLowell

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

@CakeBossRalph I have cheese balls

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

But home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

@puresonicfury NEVER TOO EARLY

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

All of the feels.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

@CakeBossRalph This is why we're friends.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

Middle-aged dude in a cardigan totally rocking out to electronica is kind of an amazing thing to see. Lol

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

"Nick from Boston" is probably having the best night of his entire life right now! #bostoncalling2018 #thekillers #somedudefromtheaudienceisdrumming

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

@ShayneTrain666 @legendofchelda Very specific heteroflexibility 😁

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

Is the work done yet?

Better yet, am I independently wealthy yet?

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

Don't wanna. Can't make me.

Gonna do it anyway.

Fuck all.

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

*sits in my car in my parking lot after parking because I am too tired to move*

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

I WILL WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THE AVENGERS

[Becki @Princess_Squee]

@CakeBossRalph Because Ralph.