syd

wannabe guard girl, definite disney clown, thoughts are my own or whatever

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Suzuki Nathie 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @SkoczSteven]

Mike they tried to hang you

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

“There’s an AI tool for that”

Ok? Well there’s probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

they are the only ones with property Nancy

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Why Boomers hate remote work:
1. They hate their wives
2. Work is their identity
3. They hate their families
4. They love to gossip
5. Control

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Good idea! Fuck them both.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Being lectured by a King on limits of executive power is where America is right now under Trump.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS IT FUCKING INSANE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE US GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUNISH A COMEDIAN FOR TELLING A JOKE, BUT NOT THE PRESIDENT FOR TERRORIZING THE WORLD AND THREATENING TO DEMOLISH AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION 🤷

RIDICULOUS 🤡

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

You hold a comedian to a higher standard than the president of the United States.

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

These people have the audacity to look you in the eye and tell you we “can't afford” to make sure Americans have health care.
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