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This is Fatman: I heard they’re gonna jack a load of these pokey-man cards

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@Badcolton @avsfanscry @wsanto92 @spittinchiclets Send backs ya… but usually there’s not some winger still floating in the o-zone lol. What you talkin about?!

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@avsfanscry @wsanto92 @spittinchiclets Ya I can guarantee nearly every lineman outside of the pros and would immediately blow that play on the offside lol. It’s not offside, but in real time, guarantee so many linesmen blow that down

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@Nick_Rogue_ @PopCrave WTF is with the raw apples lol.. what function do they serve

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@CoolJtj @_SouthOfHeaven_ @My_TeslaModelS @DisrespectedThe So I need to warn the car behind me that it’s snowing out ?? WTF are you talking about. Pretty sure every driver can notice the snow hazard lol

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@JoeMassocco @My_TeslaModelS @DisrespectedThe lol… also what hazard are they warning them about?? The snow?? I think other driver’s can see that too lol

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@t6ndnwt8zh @naran_atish @DonnieandDhali @MichaelBuble @ThomasDrance He can point to tea leaves?? lol… an actual hockey person can point to many legit reasons the Canucks suck… drance’s tea leaves (public analytics he doesn’t understand) mean nothing

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@RobTheHockeyGuy @PrisonBull Nah… someone in media (can’t remember who) asked JR about it and he gave a typical JR response. Only reason it was asked to begin with is because ya’ll had been stoking that fire on airwaves for half a season already… don’t gaslight us, bro!

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@RodneyGibson604 @NHLRumourReport When did they try the young already drafted guy route? They (accidentally) were a lottery team for like, 4 years in a row… 2/4 of those picks were complete busts… it’s like you guys have zero memory or something lol…

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@mr175football @Raymond_Hatt @MichaelBuble lol how’d the Canucks get Quinn Hughes? You know they drafted high a bunch in the late 2010s right? There’s more to forming a team than just tanking for draft picks… the Canucks (accidentally) did that already. Botched two high picks… now they’ve likely gotta do it again

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@DeanTTraining @JamesRuport lol “most people”…. You stand over everyone and ensure their hands are on the monitors so you can check their heart rate every minute while on there? “Most people’s” heart rate patterns are only known by themselves and their doctors… fucking loser

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@naran_atish @DonnieandDhali @MichaelBuble @ThomasDrance The worst of the worst… dude clearly never played the sport.. guarantee he can’t skate… only thing he understands less than playing hockey is statistics. And he’ll pretend to be some analytics genius cause he found some chart on moneypuck made by another fraud. Drance sucks

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@Not_the_Bee @mattvanswol Then they all gaslit us that they were heroes doing us a favor (healthcare too)…

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@_Cole_Smith @KevinWeekes @NHL @penguins @EdmontonOilers Bryzgalov slander isn’t tolerated though… bros game was humongous big. And you think they have some problems there in Edmonton they worry about? Compared to like… nothing. Just be happy… don’t worry be happy

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@bassetgreg @TheDiscoStu Like you get he is still signed NEXT season too, right?? This has been a media conversation since 2024 lol

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@bassetgreg @TheDiscoStu Bro Hughes isn’t either lmao…. And he certainly wasn’t last season when Brough started going all Hughes doomer…

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@_Cole_Smith @KevinWeekes @NHL @penguins @EdmontonOilers Hard to tell… they’ve had really bad goalies for legit the entirety of their existence other than Cujo, roloson for 6 weeks, one season of ranford and pre-coked out fuhr… stu had his run.. may as well try someone new and see if they can go roloson for a bit… stu ain’t it

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@paulvechkin @habs1973 @JFreshHockey 2019 playoff binnington wasn’t even some legend. Ppl make him out to have been 2011 Tim Thomas on that run… he wasn’t… he was in the regular season but in the playoffs he wasn’t anything beyond holtby in 2018.

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@mr52pickup @JFreshHockey Oettinger lives off that flames series (that they lost lol)… otherwise he definitely qualifies as “sucks half the time”

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@CanadianPens @JFreshHockey Vasi is legit unless he plays the panthers (and leafs apparently)… and realistically him and bob are the only active HOF tendies in the league… and bob is the lucky/good combo… vasi is just straight up good, though

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@JFreshHockey Vasi sucks for like 5 games at the beginning of each season then tunes in… provided he doesn’t face the panthers or leafs on the playoffs, bro is destined to take the boys deep. Those two teams admittedly hav his number