AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️

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Mexican Trader and economist

[AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️ @PrintAlan1]

I can say with complete certainty that this is our dot-com bubble; the profits of semiconductor companies are real, but they rest on perfect demand expectations. Now I'll explain it simply: end customers buy because of the long-awaited AI revolution, the ability to get...

[AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️ @PrintAlan1]

SPACEX IS OUT. PLACE YOUR BETS!!

[AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️ @PrintAlan1]

This is incredibly stupid; the United States has just condemned itself because of the greed of the elites. Infrastructure, energy, healthcare, mass education—all that money could be invested, instead of generating a pretty text compiler. AI is consuming energy, not creating it.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[Rick J @rickjeff78]

If Putin had only known the SpaceX IPO was so important to the US Economy Bubble, he could have invaded and taken Alaska back.

[Caiman | Private Investigator @CaimanPI]

Maybe putting a retarded South African and his army of faggot software devs in charge of government spending was a bad idea

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The same people who thought DOGE would decrease spending think Elons going to put data centers in space. lol.

[OddStats @OddStats]

Ladies and gentlemen.
I present to you.
The Holy Grail of Bear Porn.

SPX just had:
▪ A new all time high immediately followed by
▪ 6 consecutive days of a lower daily midpoint
▪ At least a -5% intraday drop
▪ And then a +1.75% day

▪ For only the 3rd time ever

Enjoy.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Elon Musk says Italians should stay in Italy, Japanese in Japan, and Africans in Africa.

Then why is this South African in America?

[AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️ @PrintAlan1]

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[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

The 2026 AI bubble is different from the 2000 Dot-com bubble in one simple way. Unlike 25 years ago, this time the companies utilized private credit to fund the bubble instead of public markets.

While the sudden IPO surge of 1999 triggered a near vertical move in markets, that vertical move this time was fueled with debt instead of stocks.

The 2026 IPOs are not designed to fuel the bubble, they're designed to provide the liquidity necessary so the wealthy, early investors can get out.

To summarize, while the 1999 IPOs marked the beginning of the vertical move in markets, the 2026 IPOs will market its end.

[AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️ @PrintAlan1]

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[B @utdbrxy]

South Africa deserves this for giving the world Elon Musk

[Stock Talk @stocktalkweekly]

*IRAN AGREES TO OPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN RETURN FOR SPACEX IPO ALLOCATION

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

Thinking about a Guy who bought $mstr during $140,000 bitcoin and is selling it today to flip into SpaceX

Hoping he doesn't own a gun or have a family

[AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️ @PrintAlan1]

It's over

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Jim Cramer says that SpaceX could soar to unsustainable levels after its debut

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

Remember when Elon Musk told investors that Twitter would 5x its revenue to $28 billion by 2028 and more than 4x its users to nearly 1 billion? Well, that's no where near happening.

Instead he's made even loftier predictions for a much larger company that will go public tomm. We took a look at the skeptics' views of the SpaceX IPO.

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

The most important indicator for the health of the real economy is how wage growth compares to inflation.

For the first time since 2023 we're seeing prices in the US rise faster than wages, a decline in prosperity for the American worker.

[HANK @hekyoda]

This is investment advice

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Yeah - sure guys - Elon is totally going to load up his $20,000,000 dollar untested AI space satellite onto his Starship rocket that blows up 41.7% of the time. Instead of just building it on the ground for 1/10th the cost and zero risk.

Go give him your entire life savings.

[AlanTradesPRRRPRINT🖨️ @PrintAlan1]

😂😂😂😂

[Thomas Thornton @TommyThornton]

*AXIOS: IRAN DEMANDED A LARGE ALLOCATION TO THE SPACEX IPO. done deal

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

SpaceX will IPO tomorrow

Here's the bull case:

Target valuation is $1.75 trillion

But that's just on Earth

There are 8 planets in our solar system

That's $14 trillion in potential value

But when you factor in the other 100 billion planets in our galaxy?

$1.4 septillion.

Woah.

[OddStats @OddStats]

You all can't possibly be this fucking stupid.