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[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

"Mummy I'll buy you a car at 25, Daddy I'll build you a house too."

Me at 25 looking at MTN's outrageous data plans.

[Badboy_p🕷️ @_Badboy_p]

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[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Women cuddle like they’re about to live inside of you. 😭

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

When I see my guy with that babe he called mid😂

[Chiddie. @chiddieszn]

No be Una talk say "broke boys don't deserve no pussy".

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

No one:

My JBL speaker:

[🗿WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS 🇪🇸 🏆 @jhonte_]

"we regret to inform you "

you will regret informing me

[♔̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ 𝒢⋅𝒪 @Undaratedking]

“abeg boss you fit help me wi…”

[Faaji Jackson @_Babadudu_]

This invigilator collect my script come give me one form to fill. Be like say him dey work for bank

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind BOLA AHMED TINUBU.

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

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[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Caling my sister to ask if I can eat the chips she hid from me

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝔃 ✍︎ 🌙 @Krizszn]

Moving man wey believe in God

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

LOL it seems its only UCL they use in giving GOAT status😂😂. If Ronaldo had what Messi has, Messi fans won't stand a chance because you guys are so loud😂😂😂

Messi has;
-More trophies
-More BDOR
-More World Cups
-More Golden Boots
-More Head to Head wins
-More finals goals
-More world cup goals
-More World Cup Golden Balls
-More World Cup finals
-More world cup assists
-More free kick goals
-More successful dribbles completed (the gap is so wide😂. 4,074 Vs 1,959, tears man)
-More chances created (the gap is extraordinary)
-More non-penalty goals
-More goals in Europe top 5 leagues
-More outside-the-box goals
-More goals per game (104 minutes per goal, compared to 111 per minutes ---This is even an area he lost every flair so he could be number one, still Messi is a better scorer, and did not lose the flair, the dribbles, the chance creation...still does every other thing😂😂)
-More assists (418 - 261, I need to be adding laughing emojis sorry😂)
-More key passes (I cannot even fathom this gap, 2107 Vs 1309)
-More match wins/win percentage
-More MOTM (456 - 229)😂😂
-Higher Average Match rating

By the way, Ronaldo has played 166 games more😂😂😂. Oh wait, there's another one Ronaldo surpasses Messi, more penalties taken and scored. Ronaldo has taken 220 penalties compared to Messi's 148.

There's one thing I will give his fans, they're very loud. I give it to you guys. I mean, if Ronaldo had all of these over Messi, I'm not sure Messi fans would have a voice.

Wait Wait, before you go, let me give you the stats when they played together in La Liga.
Messi has;
-More goals
-More assists
-More outside-the-box goals
-More chances and big chances created
-More key passes
-More MOTM (235 v 131)
-More Average Match Rating
-More successful dribbles (1959 v 740😅😂😂😂, if you multiply 740 by 2, it won't still touch Messi)
-More match wins
-More La Liga titles (6 v 2, you have to multiply that by 3 to get 6😂😂😂)
-More La Liga Top scorer (5 v 3).

Oh fuck, I just read your caption, you said "My" GOAT, fairs.

I honestly think it should be a thing of personal choice to prefer Ronaldo to Messi, but if we take away all of the aforementioned, he is still not a better footballer than Messi on the eye.

There's no way in the world is Ronaldo a better footballer than Messi, no way. You guys are just loud, but I get it, you are shouting so hard so you can shut down the inner voice telling you otherwise😂😂. Again, if Ronaldo had all of the above than Messi, I'm not sure anybody else would breathe.

[Bᴀɢʏ @thisizbagy]

Be like my landlord don notice say country no save again

He don add 3 extra padlocks to my room

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[Internet Money.🍀 @fortunetoldyou]

“That orange is for daddy o”

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

when “goodnight ❤️” turns into “sorry i dozed off”