Prisca Pagnoncelli

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow https://t.co/JlVji9jHrJ

[Jared Isaacman @rookisaacman]

Thank you, Mr. President @POTUS, for this opportunity. It will be an honor to serve my country under your leadership. I am also very grateful to @SecDuffy, who skillfully oversees @NASA alongside his many other responsibilities.

The support from the space-loving community has been overwhelming. I am not sure how I earned the trust of so many, but I will do everything I can to live up to those expectations.

To the innovators building the orbital economy, to the scientists pursuing breakthrough discoveries and to dreamers across the world eager for a return to the Moon and the grand journey beyond--these are the most exciting times since the dawn of the space age-- and I truly believe the future we have all been waiting for will soon become reality.

And to the best and brightest at NASA, and to all the commercial and international partners, we have an extraordinary responsibility--but the clock is running. The journey is never easy, but it is time to inspire the world once again to achieve the near-impossible--to undertake and accomplish big, bold endeavors in space...and when we do, we will make life better here at home and challenge the next generation to go even further.

NASA will never be a caretaker of history--but will forever make history.

Godspeed, President Donald J. Trump, and Godspeed NASA, as America leads the greatest adventure in human history 🇺🇸

[John McDonnell @johnmcdonnellMP]

Listened to Home Secretary speak on her asylum reforms & expressed my distress at impact on families with children facing years of uncertainty & insecurity. Children who’ve already often been traumatised in their lives will be hurt.I’ll not support inflicting further harm on them

[Shabana Mahmood MP @ShabanaMahmood]

I know this country is an open, tolerant and generous place.

But the public also rightly expect that we can control our borders.

Unless we act, we risk losing popular consent for having an asylum system at all.

While today’s measures will restore control to our borders, I will open new, capped, safe and legal routes for genuine refugees.

We want to provide sanctuary to those in danger. We want to be a Greater Britain, not a littler England.

To do so, we must restore order and control.

https://t.co/ZDhTgZaMmt

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Proud to support the @PremierLeague's #RainbowLaces campaign ❤️🏳️‍🌈

#MUFC || #PL

[Leicester City @LCFC]

Proud to support @stonewalluk 🌈

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Flights delayed, chaos everywhere. Thanks Democrats!

[Oversight Committee @GOPoversight]

Why did Democrats cover up the name when the Estate didn't redact it in the redacted documents provided to the committee?

It's because this victim, Virginia Giuffre, publicly said that she never witnessed wrongdoing by President Trump.

Democrats are trying to create a fake narrative to slander President Trump.

Shame on them.

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

The Daily Mail just published the most absurd and bizarre article using my photo alongside a headline implying that I was a bikini-clad girl in Donald Trump’s kitchen. I’m curious whether I can sue for defamation over this. Using my photo and likeness is not only defamatory and blatantly untrue — it’s wildly sexist. I have never been in Donald Trump’s kitchen, and I have absolutely nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. This is clearly targeted reporting, as they did not mention any other members of House Oversight. The smears against the president are beyond outrageous at this point, and I’m seeing firsthand how the press lies to the American people.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

1. Gerrymandering isn’t illegal

2. Neither is repealing or amending an existing law

3. State legislators have the power to do both

4. Judges have the power to do neither

5. When a judge does both it’s concerning—regardless of whether control of Congress is at stake

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Remember which president produced this Christmas video at the White House?

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

What kind of academic journal would describe as “beneficial” an idea to genetically engineer ticks that, in one bite, could make people severely allergic to meat?

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

Congrats to these three ladies for showing the world that just because you’re in the WNBA doesn’t mean you have to be an ugly lesbian.