craig christ

My chill button is about as real as The Lord Jesus Christ

[craig christ @PrivateGordon_]

The plot continues to thicken.

[craig christ @PrivateGordon_]

Just passed my road test gang.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

What I respect is that they knew the queen of Egypt was a black woman

[iLumpE @iLumpee]

it’s fucked up that a single serving of 12 beers is about 2400 calories

[cinnamon girl pinky ❀ @pinkyisemo]

u text like u hate him 😭

[Jerm @SportzJerm]

@housewelf

[Progressive Seal @ProgressiveSeal]

I fucking hate that we are killing our planet just so a bunch of oil barons can keep their money printer on.

[haņņah ♿️✨ @genzalternative]

the most positive jewish pr ive seen in the last few years

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

Smash Burgers are exactly the kind of thing people invent during a prolonged depression to make more with less

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

pardoned jan 6 guys have some sort of final destination curse where they go back to jail

[billy walsh @reaIityobserver]

bushwick soho house has fallen.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Yeah, well we painted our reflecting pool.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do

[Skip Sayless 🇹🇹🇭🇹♒️🗽 @travbryanmusic]

This is why I laugh when people say Brunson is having a bad series. Of course he is. Every possession looks like a deleted scene from Mortal Kombat and the refs are treating it like legal defense.

[Casey @casey_4pf]

You got 4 days to eat TS or it’s old is why

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

Good for her

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Funniest part is these guys' great grandchildren are now imitating the very Nazis they were smoking.

[Nyla 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @NylaFoxx__]

While filming "Bruno" He claimed a random Palestinian guy he interviewed was a "Hamas terrorist" he also cut out the part where he was spat on by a local Orthodox community while in Jerusalem. He was dragged, stomped, and punched while on the ground by Israelis.

[Cory Archibald @CMArchibald]

Insane to think that all through the 90s we were told we absolutely had to let the Klan march in American cities to protect free speech and now they're withholding diplomas, firing people, imposing travel bans, qmd running weekslong smear campaigns for saying the word genocide.