i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting
My toddler who is unemployed and wants to eat salmon for every meal walks into the kitchen
3yo: what are you doing mommy?
Me: frying fish
3yo:Salmon?
Me: No
3yo: oh. *quietly walks away*
Few mins later he returns to the kitchen
3yo: well I like Salmon *walks away again*
If a Viking yelled “AHHHHHH” while an Irishman ran him over in a chariot, the Irishman would think “yes quite” because, astonishingly, “á” was the Old Irish word for chariot
sorry i can’t talk rn i’m in a long distance low commitment unlabelled low profile breadcrumbing lovebombing micro obsessive yearning internet pseudo situationship w oomf
Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay
O Pequeno príncipe nunca errou quando disse "e haverá alguém que venha um dia e te ofereça uma galáxia inteira, quando você só esperava um único planeta".