Kevin 🐌

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[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

ich nehm dir auf dem rave die beichte ab

[hime! @himestarss]

that awkward moment when you bake him muffins and he chokes on the airtag instead of just swallowing it

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay!!

[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

Acht Jahre. Zeit, diesen Account nicht zu löschen.

#gutezeit

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i envy your ribs in the way they hold your heart the way i want to

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting

[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

@NVIDIAGeForceES @007GameIOI #007FirstLightRTX!!

[napoleao paraíba @macqnaan]

fãs de livro quando vêem as mesmas 26 letras em ordens diferentes

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

We were quoting this fat penguin for the rest of my entire trip

[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

@apexgamingpcs would be so freakin awesome, since I'm going into making my own games lately ahh

[Aunty Mariah @ariibay]

My toddler who is unemployed and wants to eat salmon for every meal walks into the kitchen

3yo: what are you doing mommy?
Me: frying fish
3yo:Salmon?
Me: No
3yo: oh. *quietly walks away*

Few mins later he returns to the kitchen

3yo: well I like Salmon *walks away again*

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

If a Viking yelled “AHHHHHH” while an Irishman ran him over in a chariot, the Irishman would think “yes quite” because, astonishingly, “á” was the Old Irish word for chariot

[kai 🎧 @ka1pilled]

sorry i can’t talk rn i’m in a long distance low commitment unlabelled low profile breadcrumbing lovebombing micro obsessive yearning internet pseudo situationship w oomf

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

@NVIDIAGeForceES #007FirstLightRTX!!

[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

@NVIDIAGeForce #007FirstLightRTX ... let's gooooo!!

[Kevin 🐌 @PrivaterKevin]

@RaeAlisa_ @lucent_ai codex oh yeahhh!!

[tuitajoao @ojuuaoo]

O Pequeno príncipe nunca errou quando disse "e haverá alguém que venha um dia e te ofereça uma galáxia inteira, quando você só esperava um único planeta".