Blue Crewmate

The Doctor of the Skeld || Preoccupied with the wellbeing of the crew ✨ || PARODY ACCOUNT

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

This case requires my immediate attention!

...Blue Crewmate joins #ParodyTwitter !

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[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@G0LB_B3TTY The God of Chaos and Destruction. In the flesh before my visor. I need a moment to take this in…

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

During my time as a research assistant I came across some rather compelling evidence that images of wildlife have a measurably calming effect on the brain. Consider this my contribution to everyone’s rest tonight. Have a good night to all aboard and beyond!

[MyBBad @red_katelyn]

so #amongus #amongusshow #blue

[Gqc @Gqcishere]

Pasen fanfics de estos dos
#Amongusshow #Amongus

[kori @kokonidogs]

#amongus #amongusshow

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

That is admirable. Please do spend some of them on the Tung Tung Tung Sahur™ collection that comes out on April 1st 2027.

[Heracles. @HERACLES_FISH]

My entire life saving goals is fortnite V-bucks.

[Pink || MIRA HQ @MIRAcorpHQ]

𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰 𝙷𝚀 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙳.
𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂.

𝑵𝑶 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑾. 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑰𝑹𝑨 𝑯𝑸...

[📌Pink/MIRA joins #ParodyTwitter!]

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@justrawdough The only sigma I see in the room is you, Orange.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

I feel so sigma.

[Purple @purplcrewmate]

Blue

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@loperiqi Well thank you, kind stranger. ☺️

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@KoKoPlayzzz I’ll handle it discreetly. 😉

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

I’m not entirely sure how to feel about this…

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

215. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting that…number.

Thank you. Truly. Every one of you represents someone I genuinely wanted to see well and content: on this ship and beyond it!

Now. Have you all had your check-ups?

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@brownsbestie I won’t pretend the system is fair. It is cruel and oppressive. But whatever they decide up there, we take care of our own down here. That much I can promise!

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

I’m afraid those particular features don’t change overnight. But you have plenty of other qualities to make up for it: your leadership skills, for one.

[Captain Red @Failed_Upwards]

I DEMAND A RESCAN

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@restive_record I cannot confirm nor deny that statement as part of MIRA’s confidentiality policy. But you are surely in the top 3.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

…

[Captain Red @Failed_Upwards]

It’s me, right?

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

Medical confidentiality prevents me from sharing specifics, but I will say this: My sincerest apologies, Red, you are not among the top three or five contenders for this title.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

As it happens, I keep records of every crew member’s daily check-ups. The answer should be in there somewhere.

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

As it happens, I keep records of every crew member’s daily check-ups. The answer should be in there somewhere.

[Captain Red @Failed_Upwards]

who has the fattest ass on the skeld

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

Wonderful. I’ll have the inventory ready whenever you stop by MedBay! Through the door, if at all possible. The vents do make the delivery rather complicated.

[Lime @mechaniclime]

The more sweet scents there is that lingers in the air the more of them GREMLINS gather!! It's like an invitation for 'em to raid and steal everything they can!!!

BUT I BETTER CHECK THOSE BANDAGES FIRST!! Just incase there's any devices inside that sucks on your blood!