White

Everything is fine!

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Parody and Roleplay account, AU where they don’t die in first episode.

[White @restive_record]

//OOC

White x Green , coined the shipname PaidIntern

[Purple @purplcrewmate]

That was hot as fuck

[jord @jordathn]

@ponymerks charlie kirk assassination

[White @restive_record]

@Failed_Upwards //yooooo is there a gc 👀

[White @restive_record]

Ahh!!! It’s the gays!!!

[Black @BlkRcks]

make a group chat faggot.

[White @restive_record]

You

[Blue @SkeldDoc]

How forward. Want what, hm?

[White @restive_record]

Err yeah, I’m still not so sure about this No Visor guy. I think one of you guys REALLY gotta check him out, looking at Captain Red specifically.

[No Visor (return!) @NoVisorBruh]

Hmmm

[kori @kokonidogs]

#amongus #amongusshow

[White @restive_record]

@pyrite_bikes @SockTheClown Sorry? What could I have possibly done to warrant this?

[White @restive_record]

Why is everyone so damn mean to me?!

[ven / pyrite (he/it) @pyrite_bikes]

please dont stone me to death over this but the among us show made me discover something about myself

[White @restive_record]

Can we get escargot with caviar?

[Yellow Crewmate @YellowTheCook]

What yall want

[White @restive_record]

Ah finally! A detective is on board. Are you friends with any of the cops im friends with?

[Brown, The Detective. @LY1N2ME]

Everyone on this damn ship is sus in some way...

[White @restive_record]

I don’t understand why you hate me so

[sock (#1 RED DEFENDER) @SockTheClown]

@restive_record heard me loud n clear buddy. actually pretty sure ur the flattest 😭✌️

[White @restive_record]

I’ll take it!

[Blue Crewmate @ProQualityDoc]

@restive_record I cannot confirm nor deny that statement as part of MIRA’s confidentiality policy. But you are surely in the top 3.

[White @restive_record]

@Parody_Player1 I’ve never heard of such a thing! Companies would never do that. Ever

[White @restive_record]

Fake it? That doesn’t sound professional… Oh well!

[Orange ! @MIRA_Compliance]

PINK IS ON TWITTER EVERYONE GET READY TO FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT!!! 🧡🧡

[White @restive_record]

@DoctorBlu3 What do you mean by “Do”? I’m not too familiar with “doing” things. Won’t someone else do it instead?

[White @restive_record]

Where’s my pizza?

[Yellow Crewmate @YellowTheCook]

Some pizza for you nerds

[White @restive_record]

Gee thanks!

[Im a normal person ⭕️ @normalpersonima]

@restive_record and the fact that hes lowkey kinda hot but you didnt hear me say that 🤫

[White @restive_record]

@ProQualityDoc that must be because it’s ME, right?