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Official draft order for the 2022 Sonkball Pro Draft:
1. Chicago Sunrise
2. Arizona Aviators (via WIS)
3. Boston Boners
4. Wisconsin Warriors (via AAV)

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Breaking: THE HANDCOCK TROPHY IS HEADED BACK TO ARIZONA!!!!! The @ArizonaAviators win their first championship since 1987, behind Finals MVP Miles Fraser and league assist leader @ferrosonkball94

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Announcement: The doubleheader has been postponed due to weather. This greatly improves the Warriors’ chances, giving their stars time to rest and recover.

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UPDATE: Status of today’s doubleheader in question with poor weather conditions on-field. League officials will do their best to ensure that the games continue as scheduled, though their status is currently in question.

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Are you ready for some #Sonkball?

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Since there’s no #Sonkball today, drop your hot takes down below and Skip Bayless will comedically overreact to them.

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🚨🚨TRADE ALERT🚨🚨
The Chicago Sunrise have traded three future draft picks to the Wisconsin Warriors in exchange for minor-league prospect Anthony Hammerheadshark and cash considerations.

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Remembering #Sonkbal history: On this day in 1881, we saw the epic duel between Billy the Kid and Rob Robertson. What the “Historians” won’t tell you is that it actually took place during a Sonkball match, which Billy won despite being dead for the second half.

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#Sonkball update: Warriors starting center Henry Brother is now in critical condition under 24 hour surveillance after attempting to take more than two bites of the AHS salmon at lunch. Prayers up that this doesn’t affect the series.

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@ferrosonkball94 when asked if his feud with @SkipBaylessPSL will impact his play in game two: “Feed me. Next question.”

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@ArizonaAviators with a resounding 7-4 victory to take a 1-0 series lead with Miles Fraser notching 4 points, 2 assists, 2 steals, and 4 blocks. Game 2 and 3 in a doubleheader Tuesday.

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@ferrosonkball94 @SkipBaylessPSL Great team chemistry!

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Remembering #Sonkball history: Kenichi Takamora of the Tokyo Drift launched an absolute missile to notch his first career point in a match against the Hawaii Battleships. December 7th, 1941.

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Games 1 & 2 of the #Sonkball World Championship between the @ArizonaAviators and the Wisconsin Warriors will be played in a doubleheader on Tuesday, May 3rd. Secure your tickets now for what is sure to be a nail-biting series.

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“He’ll never be my GOAT”
Skip Bayless under fire for his comments on Bob Anthony’s legacy so soon after his death.

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The PSL mourns the loss of Bob Anthony. A true pioneer of the sport, Anthony won eleven consecutive championships with the Arizona Aviators.