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Sources tell me and @adrianw09405008 that league executives are discussing a possible Sonkball winter league. Big if true.

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First two picks are in, and much to the surprise of most, #1 ranked prospect Artur Maljiers is still on the board.

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Reports from pre-draft meetings indicate a lot of internal struggle within the @ArizonaAviators organization. GM Tyler Ferro was quoted as saying, with regards to Sophomore Neil Slotnick, “He’s either out or he’s out.”

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League sources tell me that even if Artur Maliijers declares for the draft, his stock will be much lower than anticipated. Teams fear a lack of commitment with the #1 ranked prospect.

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@adrianw09405008 Would hate to see a talented prospect like Malijers end up wasting his talent in a losing organization like Wisconsin.

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@SonkCenter Keep your eye on Lin. I’ve been watching him since his college days, he’s got a lot of untapped potential. Quite possibly the best player in the class.

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@SonkCenter @ferrosonkball94 Back in the day, he would’ve been a bench player on the worst team in the league. Benefiting from a week modern league.

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@adrianw09405008 Maljeires going to the Sunrise is a franchise-altering move. Title contenders immediately, and we’ll be talking about them as a super team by the all star break.

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“I pin steroids into my ass” -Artur Maljiers in a pre-draft interview. Teams are beginning to show hesitancy towards drafting him due to a lack of commitment towards the league, though he has no shortage of raw talent.

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The 2022 Wisconsin Warriors will go down as one of the worst dumpster fires in PSL history, from the drama to the poor performance on the field, they were one of the biggest collapses in the history of our sport, and now they don’t even have the draft capital to improve.

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More #Sonkball news: Chicago Sunrise executives tell me they plan to make a push for reigning scoring champion and OPOY Xerxis Palsetia as he hits free agency, and that there has been mutual interest expressed.

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Sources say international superstar Artur Maljiers is strongly considering declaring for the PSL draft. Most projections have him going first overall if he chooses to do so, which would be an incredible addition for the Chicago Sunrise.

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Alex Delfavero is the next Wisconsin Warrior to express displeasure with the franchise, being compared by many to Ben Simmons.

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BREAKING: My sources tell me Henry Brothers, tired of internal strife within the Warriors organization, will be requesting a trade this coming offseason.

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Ready for today’s debate, unlike how @ferrosonkball94 fails to be ready for any Sonkball game ever!

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@ferrosonkball94 @ProSonkball That’s because the league hated him and nullified all but those two goals. He still had a career PENIS (Probability of Energetic Net Illumination and Speed) of 226.7 in ‘99. Advanced metrics show he’s better than we saw at the time.

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@Aiz_FN @ProSonkball Andy Nonk won two DPOYS, how can you compare him to the likes of Limerick McCorckleson or Dayum Shesfine?

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@ferrosonkball94 @ProSonkball Jimmy John Jingleson is easily a top five player of his generation and you’re an imbecile if you think otherwise. Even if you only look at the 1799 season alone, he’s an all-pro player.

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What’s the difference between @ferrosonkball94 and a pile of rocks? The rocks could probably block a goal every once in a while.

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@ferrosonkball94 Sorry, slept through my alarm… much like how I constantly sleep on you 😴😴😴