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Sonkball mourns the 216 day anniversary of the death of Bob Anthony. They say the second 216 days are the hardest, and we all are beginning to see that it is true.

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Declaration alert: Star prospect Drew Wachtel out of Bryant has declared for the ‘22 PSL draft. Wachtel led the NCAA in blocked shots in ‘21, with his defensive-oriented play making him a target for several teams.

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Breaking: Prospect Evan Lin out of Bunker Hill Community College has declared for the ‘22 PSL draft.

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🚨🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨🚨
Reigning assist leader and team captain/gm @ferrosonkball94 has signed a 500-year, $700 billion contract to remain in Arizona.

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Announcement: Highly-ranked prospect Brandon Zhao out of Umass Dartmouth announces his intentions to declare for the PSL draft.

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Miles Fraser on captain Xerxis Palsetia being listed as inactive for Tuesday’s doubleheader: “If that’s me, I could be missing a leg and I’m gonna be on that field. That says something about you, going down 0-1 and missing games two and three.”

[Tyler Ferro @ferrosonkball94]

Top 10 #Sonkball players of All Time
10. Nick Nilsson
9. Ricky Rats
8. Chris Christon
7. Cave Caveman
6. Quandale Dingle
5. Mark Sonkington
4. Kenichi Takamora
3. Joe Shmoe
2. Albert Handcock
1. Bob Anthony

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The stage is set: Before Game Two of the Sonkball Finals, @ferrosonkball94 will be on Skip & Shannon to debate rival @SkipBaylessPSL

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Sources say Brother remains active currently, but the situation may develop.

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#Sonkball update: Warriors starting center Henry Brother is now in critical condition under 24 hour surveillance after attempting to take more than two bites of the AHS salmon at lunch. Prayers up that this doesn’t affect the series.