Hazmat

(they/them) pan agender with a tenuous grip on reality. Short amusin'snippets seem ta be my preferred form of social media :P

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@sporef4g https://t.co/Uo5JwfP9pg

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@KeiruKeiruRNG @golgariguy If no opponents have creatures you're forced to self target one of yours

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@MTG__Dave Requiring some set up for casting times and the mana sink to sift through that much of my deck

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@MTG__Dave One of my fave EDH decks is 5 color, attempt to resolve as many Epics/copies as I can, with the dream play of Epic Experiment into all 5.

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@TheTunnelingCat In the moon?

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Breakfast crow brought me like half a burger? I assumed he wanted me to break it up into more bite size bits for him, but I tore it in half and he just left me with the other
I appreciate the reciprocity lil dude but not sure how to break it to you I'm vegetarian

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@Kesswylie Favorite? Avatar, the way the cards so perfectly embody their other creature type or concept
Emotionally? Crabs. Always love a crab.
Best? Gods. Not in terms of tribal synergy but just individual power

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@spacefinner Bad?

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@tofuboi @erangarangers False D:

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@SirChompington And late is what your friends do

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@SirChompington Yearly? You mean, every second event? :P

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@CaseyExplosion This War of Mine

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@loudspeakr Am I blocked by someone or what is happening here

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Oops crashed for 20hrs after a night shift and woke up at 5am the next day ^^;;

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If I raise my hands and say "no food today he chills on the roof while I have a smoke then leaves when I go inside.

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One thing I like about my new place is the breakfast crow.
If I get home at about 8am after a morning shift, it plonks on top of my car and waits for me to get out in case I brought home something to share.

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@TheAshenCouncil But who sacrifices the creature then sacrifices the creature then...

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@TheAshenCouncil I bought Faygo the other day for exactly this reason

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@Destructo_Dan Content bubbles. When resources or mechanics are used in a zone and rarely if ever again

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@JollyJackalope Look at this cool bug I saw