Thonker

Always outspoken, sometimes right. Troublemaker.
♂

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Big news. Hope springs eternal.

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@ItsNickyX @MartinShkreli @nikitabier @elonmusk https://t.co/DePhKcSO2n

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@Eltonma 🔥🔥🔥

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Why's he kinda cute tho...

[Scott Kupor @skupor]

Had a chance to catch up with @DanMarino at the White House today. He is really passionate about Making America Healthy Again and finding ways to promote a culture of wellness across the federal workforce.

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I'm in the Epstein files

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@HiveLiveHQ 🔥🔥🔥
Last one was a blast. Excited to take part again!

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@Nik_Poly @ithinkthisisgod He's great! Incredibly wise, too...

[Thonker @ProThonker]

Findom (Financial Domination) is a BDSM fetish where a submissive (finsub) derives pleasure from giving money, gifts, or financial control to a dominant (findomme). Transactions typically happen online through social media or dedicated fan platforms.

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@JexTrade @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade @PolymarketDevs 🔥🔥🔥

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@nyttypos It's actually been in use for over 100 years before predominantly.

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@nyttypos https://t.co/TzRDhDYnFo

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@DailyMail I wish I worked at JP Morgan

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@catboyautist @Kalshi

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@itsmarkmoran SUBJECTED to gambling? It's a free choice. Go run for office in some authoritarian shithole where nobody has any free choice; it seems like more your style.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I don't have time to be depressed. You know, if you stay busy enough, maybe that works too. That's what I do."

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@xK0neko @SheepTokenPM Algebra, not literacy, but the thrust of the meme still fits :)

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Our Bosaurum, who art in the Markets Team,
Hallowed be thy name;
thy clarification come,
thy will be done
on the order book as it is in #clarifications.
Give us this day our daily clarity,
and forgive us our scams,
as we forgive those who scam against us;
and lead us not into UMA,
but deliver us from Jessica.

Amen.

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Adam Back is Satoshi Nakamoto.

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Now everyone is waiting for JESSICA to decide which of these inconsistent clarifications will be applied to this market.

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I have completely given up on expecting any consistent decision-making from @Polymarket. It is no longer possible to know how to bet on an increasing segment of markets. Any putative ground rules are increasingly vanishing with no announcement or explanation. We now have zero clue if or under what circumstances evidence from outside of a market's timeframe can be used. And they can change their mind again next week.

[Thonker @ProThonker]

I have completely given up on expecting any consistent decision-making from @Polymarket. It is no longer possible to know how to bet on an increasing segment of markets. Any putative ground rules are increasingly vanishing with no announcement or explanation. We now have zero clue if or under what circumstances evidence from outside of a market's timeframe can be used. And they can change their mind again next week.