Satan’s Little Helper

she/her

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@imaginewizard That’s crazy, I assumed you meant on the tannoys. Whole thing was horrifying, I was in the first carriage where the drivers are, at the front and felt it, knew immediately. Extremely sad.

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@AB_RAYN26 If you’re married and with the mother of your child you don’t pay child support though do you???? That’s called having a family. It’s if you leave that you have to pay. You’re poisoning the minds of young men too foolish to realise you’re talking bollocks

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Oh god

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@iSlimfit Ahhh yes £1040, a lifesaving amount of money 😍 and of course cooking food at home is totally free! Ingredients don’t cost money and it takes zero time

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Not @louistheroux shouting out @londonssaviour on Romesh Ranganathan’s podcast as one of the artists he listens to at the minute, my two worlds cross over

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Everyone wants and deserves to treat themselves. Someone earning <$30k can only afford treats <$50 once a paycheque, so a takeaway. Someone earning $250k, their treat is an overseas trip, new art or furniture, new clothes worth hundreds, even cars. To the poor doordash is a treat

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

“People earning less than $50k order the most delivery & spend the most on delivery.”

But I was told by leftist twitter that the only ppl ordering food delivery were rich ppl who wanted a burrito taxi! Not poor/disabled ppl struggling to make ends meet https://t.co/IhsfvAwyId

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@kimchicel @abookofsymbols I know people with personality disorders living good lives, you might be cooked, but it could be a delicious medium rare

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@spotifycreator excuse me but why has my podcast suddenly disappeared behind a paywall? This is something I make for free intentionally and never gave permission for it to be a premium podcast, so, why can no one listen to it now? Explain and fix please????

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨UNACCEPTABLE: Expecting moms are skipping prenatal care and considering unsafe home births because they’re terrified of ICE.

That’s the definition of a public health crisis.

ICE isn’t just enforcement anymore.
It’s fear as policy.

ICE is the new the KKK

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@PopCrave Surrogacy is sex trafficking by the way

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Scroll Instagram with me until you get an actual post and not just endless ads (spoiler it’s 100% ads for over a minute)

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Love that every man in that room voted for Harriet cos she told them too, dumdums #TraitorsUK

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@polypocketknife I’ve tried explaining this to people and NO ONE else has ever experienced this. I feel less alone

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

#Traitors
No one:

Faraaz for no reason:

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@Kurtz_991 @TheEconomist Men don’t even want kids when they already have them, hence all the single mums and abandoned kids who don’t know their fathers. And yet you imagine a world where men want kids from artificial wombs? You don’t even know your own kind, you don’t even look around and see reality

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@nypost Unblur his face.

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@PopCrave She really is my relatable queen

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@thearcherr_ It’s called blackmail - the main reason he was doing it and involving others