Satan’s Little Helper

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[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@Pop_Dont_Stop You may want to at least google Jamaica’s history before you say brain dead shit like this

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

You can literally track the far right decline of the UK in the Bake Off discussions on here, we are in hell

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@flaminhaystacks The fact he’s in the comments saying he would hire a male babysitter over a woman (“if he could find one”) shows how mad he is because obviously men are more likely to hurt children, anyone with brain would know that, but it’s not about his kids safety, it’s about hating women

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@TheKanehB We have an atmosphere, a thick layer of various gasses. It’s why we can breathe on earth but can’t on the moon or mars. The atmosphere here is <100 miles thick of gasses and water and pollution etc, so there’s nothing blocking Mars surface and “space” to block the star light ✨

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@imaginewizard That’s crazy, I assumed you meant on the tannoys. Whole thing was horrifying, I was in the first carriage where the drivers are, at the front and felt it, knew immediately. Extremely sad.

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@AB_RAYN26 If you’re married and with the mother of your child you don’t pay child support though do you???? That’s called having a family. It’s if you leave that you have to pay. You’re poisoning the minds of young men too foolish to realise you’re talking bollocks

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Oh god

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@iSlimfit Ahhh yes £1040, a lifesaving amount of money 😍 and of course cooking food at home is totally free! Ingredients don’t cost money and it takes zero time

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Not @louistheroux shouting out @londonssaviour on Romesh Ranganathan’s podcast as one of the artists he listens to at the minute, my two worlds cross over

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Everyone wants and deserves to treat themselves. Someone earning <$30k can only afford treats <$50 once a paycheque, so a takeaway. Someone earning $250k, their treat is an overseas trip, new art or furniture, new clothes worth hundreds, even cars. To the poor doordash is a treat

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

“People earning less than $50k order the most delivery & spend the most on delivery.”

But I was told by leftist twitter that the only ppl ordering food delivery were rich ppl who wanted a burrito taxi! Not poor/disabled ppl struggling to make ends meet https://t.co/IhsfvAwyId

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@kimchicel @abookofsymbols I know people with personality disorders living good lives, you might be cooked, but it could be a delicious medium rare

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@spotifycreator excuse me but why has my podcast suddenly disappeared behind a paywall? This is something I make for free intentionally and never gave permission for it to be a premium podcast, so, why can no one listen to it now? Explain and fix please????

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨UNACCEPTABLE: Expecting moms are skipping prenatal care and considering unsafe home births because they’re terrified of ICE.

That’s the definition of a public health crisis.

ICE isn’t just enforcement anymore.
It’s fear as policy.

ICE is the new the KKK

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@PopCrave Surrogacy is sex trafficking by the way

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Scroll Instagram with me until you get an actual post and not just endless ads (spoiler it’s 100% ads for over a minute)

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

Love that every man in that room voted for Harriet cos she told them too, dumdums #TraitorsUK

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

@polypocketknife I’ve tried explaining this to people and NO ONE else has ever experienced this. I feel less alone

[Satan’s Little Helper @ProbablyAlice]

#Traitors
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