Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴

Welcome! Everything is fine.

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

Hear me out on this one, the next batch of album releases @edsheeran does is (in no particular order) play, pause, stop, fast forward, and rewind.

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

TURN YALL LOCATION OFF ON INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW AND IM BEING SO SERIOUS !!!!

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

Wow turns out I am a really good guesser @edsheeran

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

Hear me out on this one, the next batch of album releases @edsheeran does is (in no particular order) play, pause, stop, fast forward, and rewind.

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

How do we get SZA and Hayley Williams to drop a collab on F2F serious answers only

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

Ok listen what if they redid My Wife and Kids with @KekePalmer as Jay

[e @scriptedesny_]

may palestine be free in 2024

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

@sunshine_elysa Bro it’s the WORST having to navigate to the kindle store in browsers to buy

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

It’s cold outside and I’ve already had four cups of tea I love this time of the year such holly jolly tea time

[no context chandler bing @NoContxtBing]

Matthew Perry has been laid to rest surrounded by his close friends and family. I like to believe that he is finally at peace and able to keep that gorgeous smile of his for eternity. We love you, Matthew. ♥️

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

@isabearry He saw her on Taylor’s Version? This doesn’t make sense

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

GOOD MORNING NEW GIRL NATION

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

WHY ARE PISTACHIOS SO EXPENSIVE

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

@isabearry Baader–Meinhof

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

I get nervous when I see certain celebrities trending. Then it turns out they’re trending simply because they exist and most post are celebrating them and that makes me a little happy

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

Me, watching Living Single for the first time in my life: “I miss Living Single being on tv.”

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

Happy #SpiderManDay from one friendly neighborhood fanboy to all those across the multiverse

[Spider-Man: Beyond The Spider-Verse @SpiderVerse]

Happy #SpiderManDay! Tell us how you’re celebrating #SpiderMan today. 🕷⬇️

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

@isabearry It’s my turn to shine 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

HAPPY LUKE COMBS CONCERT DAY

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

@isabearry I screenshot it for the archives too. I got another one floating around my screenshots somewhere

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

Internet: speak now tv
My brain: speak now television

[Brandon 🤘🏽☀️🌴 @ProbablyBrandon]

I got a call while listening to a podcast with my AirPods in and Siri announced it. Offhandedly I said, “we don’t do that here,” to the spam call. Siri said, “ok.” AND HUNG UP ON THEM I didn’t know Siri was down like that