Probation Spongebob

City-based Probation Officer sick to the back fucking teeth of most things.

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.

[Probation Spongebob @ProbationOffic1]

@Luke_Jahn_ Fuck off, you daft racist

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

I find it kind of astonishing that people who were enraged about police officers being attacked at Manchester Airport went to Southampton last night to erm….attack police officers 🤔

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Ant Middleton tweeted, "Well done all in Southampton!"

Meanwhile, this is what the locals had to put up with.

She felt terrified and unsafe and had never felt unsafe in her own home before.

[DR PC_Angry PHD KC 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇺🇦 @PC_Angry]

You openly admitted to being a racist whilst a police officer you plank. 😂

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Nigel Farage's work over the last 11 weeks broken down:

- Parliamentary votes registered (including on immigration): 0

- Violent racial divisions stoked: 1

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Over the last 36 hours, we have witnessed the very soul of Nigel Farage — his essence.

It has been over a month since he went into hiding, since serious questions began to be raised over his undeclared £5M donation.

A month since he appeared in front of TV cameras or underwent any questioning at all.

At 8am yesterday morning, Farage released a video, from a field somewhere, calling for rage. Calling for an end to the mythical two-tier policing.

Make no mistake, those were very carefully chosen words — he understood what he was unleashing, and his wish was granted last night in Southampton.

On Tuesday, the Home Secretary made a statement to the House regarding the murder of Henry Nowack. There was, as always, an opportunity to question Shabana Mahmood — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

No, of course not.

Today, Farage was granted a question at PMQs — the showpiece spectacle of the political week in which the country's news and politics fanatics tune in to watch — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

Yes, of course he was.

He had somehow found his way into work after missing 77 separate votes in Parliament because … he would, at least for three minutes, be the centre of the country's political attention.

His question was about the murder of Henry Nowack and the violence that erupted [on his command] last night, but he would not condemn it or call for calm.

Instead, he 'suggested' that this rioting might escalate.

This afternoon, he has performatively written to the BBC because someone on Newsnight dared to accuse him of inciting the violence — playing his perpetual victim card. Again.

And there we see the soul of Nigel Farage — a craven, desperate for attention, evil, petty and pointless man.

END RANT.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Black men have a much higher risk of getting prostate cancer. It's unwise to test white men at the same rate due to false positives leading to overdiagnosis and unnecessary treatment. Could you please, for one fucking day, give it a rest?

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

Nothing screams ‘two tier Britain’ more than a multi millionaire, dog whistling, far right, cosplaying politician being interviewed live on Sky from his high end, executive, chauffeur driven €200,000 Mercedes Maybach…

[thelefttake @thelefttake]

Actual Nazis mobilising and rioting on the streets of Southampton today.

The moustached man in this video is Luke Jahn of the National Rebirth Party, a neo-Nazi movement led by Alek Yerbury, an infamous Adolf Hitler cosplayer.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

My God…

Please see this man for what he is.

[Probation Spongebob @ProbationOffic1]

@antmiddleton Fucking clown

[Brendan May @bmay]

The Reform candidate is, as you’d expect, a complete imbecile.

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

This is what this scumbag said when Sarah Everard was kidnapped, raped and murdered by a WHITE police officer.

Today, for the killing of Henry Novak by a Brown Sikh man, he calls the British public to "rage".

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨And there we have it, the poundland patriots are trying to break into Southampton police station. Stoked up by Farage and Musk, who as usual are nowhere near any trouble!

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Fuck Henry Nowak's family's wishes. My career relies on hatred & division, and I'm not passing up this opportunity."

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

So despite Henry's dad making it clear that they "do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension”, Farage uses his death in an emergency address to create division for his own gain.

An awful politician.

[Probation Spongebob @ProbationOffic1]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Stay classy, @LeeAndersonMP_ 🤦🏻

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

I've seen the body worn. I never judge incidents unless I was there or have heard people who were.

But I'm going to judge this.

This is a serious breach of at least three established operational protocols. Basic day one training school stuff.

It's sloppiness, pure and simple.