trix the seahag 🐀

voted most likely to join a cult in high school, mullet appreciator ♠️🏳️‍⚧️ non-binary she/they

[trix the seahag 🐀 @Procrastronaut_]

my ep is officially out finally

https://t.co/uLxY7zHxs9

[beep @beepbat]

Are you always filled with puke or is puke just puke when it leaves you

[Dilbert but gay @DilbertButGay]

oh boy i accidentally spilled coffee all over my computer!! ah the boss is gonna chew me out for this one. plus i'm gay as well

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

Dave Chappelle suddenly getting serious 50 mins into his new special: My friend-

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[trix the seahag 🐀 @Procrastronaut_]

@YFIHQ thought this was tomska for a hot second

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

How smoking weed vs carts feel

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Doing dry January so I’ve had eleven diet cokes at this bar

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿

(via @Variety)

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I’ve found this pasta that’s packed with protein and fiber and has like half the calories of regular pasta and it actually tastes pretty much like dress shoes.

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

JUST FOUND OUT CBD STANDS FOR “CONTROLLED BY DAGOVERNMENT” DONT SMOKE THAT

[丸の内二郎系屋台さん （無期限休止） @marunojiroukei]

Monsterやべぇえ！！
飲むだけで白人になっちゃったよ！！
これだったらAgarthaに入ることができるんだ！すごい！

[Food Network @_foodnetwork_]

Need a dessert in a hurry? Take a bag of Oreos and dump them on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like a animal you piece of shit

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

happy holidays

[Cher @cher]

Something is amiss with ipad

[trix the seahag 🐀 @Procrastronaut_]

@__ruuf__ take it with food or you will throw up

[trix the seahag 🐀 @Procrastronaut_]

@__ruuf__ 20mg zinc daily

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

Just heard an old guy ask for a bathroom code, which was 1154. He goes “The 54 I’ll remember for Studio 54. And as for the 11, wwwweeellllllllllll, 9/11.”

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.