P&L

Proud makers of deodorant, ice cream, cigarettes, cosmetics, diapers, ​pharmaceuticals, shoe sole rubber, monocrops, voting machines, sex research and more

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Getting a yes without all the fuss? Axehole Body Spray's got your back and more
#NowThatsJustSatisfying

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[P&L @ProctorLever]

@SarahKSilverman knows... Use our soap, shampoo and toothpaste to get ready for your date! Heck, add in a little Axehole. We won't tell ;)

[P&L @ProctorLever]

In Eisenhower's America, nobody paid any taxes! Businesses thrived and there was no homelessness. Help #MAGA for LLCs #TrumpHistoryLecture

[Sex in Words @SexInWords]

You Can Help Sequence the Porn Genome! @ProctorLever https://t.co/IKUBiY9JgD #porn #science

[Camille Beaujolie @_Auntie_Social_]

If my interview on ep 14 wasn't enough to convince you to become amateur porn scientists, here's another with P&L Director of Media Rel'n https://t.co/aXmAzyZyRQ

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Life wasn't always easy for the Cocke Bros, as children of Irish immigrants, but we've got news for you Herbert Hoover, we're #HeretoStay

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Every company should be proud to call @realDonaldTrump their Commando in Chef! #TrumpPressConference #TrumpPresident #BusinessSupportHour

[P&L @ProctorLever]

#IceCreamIn5Words No lawsuits against us yet!

[P&L @ProctorLever]

The world can't show enough interest in our jobholes! Look out @unilever and @ProcterGamble, we're #1 to work for!

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[VICE Canada @vicecanada]

Breaking down porn for science: https://t.co/kAByBr4AvC

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Oh Facebook, you know us too well... #JobsReport #CollectiveAction #humblebrag #mebeingme #CarrieFisher #FridayFeeling @SenWarren

[P&L @ProctorLever]

#IWillPleadGuilty to caring too much about community service, just like @Unilever #CollectiveAction

[P&L @ProctorLever]

#SeizeTheDayBy checking items off your shopping list. Need deodorant, ice cream, cigarettes, cosmetics, or diapers? @ProctorLever's got 'em

[P&L @ProctorLever]

America is the most nation, the most freedom, and the most God of any country on Earth. Especially the troops #ThursdayThought

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Did you know that each year, 15 Americans choke to death on earwigs while sleeping? Use our home pesticides, protect your family! #TriviaDay

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Did you know @ProctorLever shares a corporate HQ with @Apple, @CocaCola, @GM, @HillaryClinton, @realDonaldTrump, and 1000s more? #TriviaDay

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Did you know P&L has the 3rd most lawsuits settled out of court w/o a lost trial of any US corp, behind @Huggies and @Disney? #TriviaDay

[P&L @ProctorLever]

Our Cosmetics, Domestic Poison, and Food Sciences Division could not be more excited about #nationalspaghettiday!

[P&L @ProctorLever]

@SquirrelBeebz We have our own brand of margarine. Are you a fan Last Tango in Paris?

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[P&L @ProctorLever]

#TheBestMoneyIHaveEverSpent was on protecting democracy, and ensuring that the voice of the American corporation was heard #CitizensUnited