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#Girldad I #ExhaustedFather I AI will soon replace my work one day🤖

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Nobody ain't giving any shit. The world keeps moving, even when you’re falling apart.

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@moneycontrolcom Did he really said "we have startups working on Frontier technology".....

Okay..pls don't do that....

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@Deb_livnletliv He needs to see a psychiatrist..

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@stfu_aayushiii You accidentally leaked Dario phone no😄

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@Saraaa404 2047

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@mpcb_official @mybmc What are the authorities doing here?. Are we seriously waiting for a public health crisis to act?

@CMOMaharashtra
@Dev_Fadnavis sir, kahi tari kara, before it’s too late.

#MumbaiPollution

[Mumbai Nowcast @s_r_khandelwal]

Poor AQI levels in Mumbai and suburbs today😷

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@TweetShivangiii 91% of people from Mars, Jupitor, Neptune want Nirmala as Finance Minister...

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@rahulkanwal Sorry to say but this looks like typical corporate Annual appraisal card:

✅ KRA 1: Summit delivered
❌ KRA 2: Tangible outcomes delivered (Goal dropped)

2026 Overall rating: Exceeds Expectations!!

@ndtv

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@timesofindia The boy forgot our "Civic Sense" goal is planned for 2047.....

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@Dev_Fadnavis Nice move

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@aajtak @anjanaomkashyap Unbelievable research @anjanaomkashyap ji.

@Harvard can you publish this research...

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@Gurudev Spirituality teaches "Attachment is the root of all suffering".

Except, attachment to a successful IPO launch 😜

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@apewoodx Sales pitch from the "AI" in the LinkedIn bio expert:

"10 things to learn from AI Cybersecurity attacks..."

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@rawsalerts Good that the lrick got arrested if true.
@claudeai but it raises a question what if anyone has access to someone's claude, and he start typing such shit?

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@PTI_News Minister did not wrong.

What was he supposed to do, sing tunak tunak on behalf of Daler?.

Bc, apne yaha hero worship alag level pe hai...

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@KirenRijiju @KirenRijiju sir, sorry to say but you and the government are not doing anything to prevent such incidents apart from merely tweeting.

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@IndiaToday At this point, SBI might as well ask the hackers directly to submit KYC documents for re-kyc.

As they already have half the customers’ details anyway. 💀

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@DiscussingFilm No Austin Abrams? Pass.

Bro has a monopoly on surviving every apocalypse in 2026 😂

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@sidin Next Chinese model name: Blink 😊

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@MattooShashank Seriously, this is the kind of lame joke you crack at a corporate offsite, not when two nations engage diplomatically. Jaishankar is far better than this.

Rubio is well aware that its Indian talent that leads the US MNCs.