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General dork, aspiring writer of dumb jokes

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@cheekfaceREAL @shreyabasu003 Oprah Uma Uma Oprah

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@omgitsemilyward If I wanted to see toy story locally, I could go on discount Tuesday to one theater for 7 dollars or go to the regal 4d3d for 27 or they have VIP which bumps it to 30 even but it’s up to me- save money or complain on the internet!

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@StopTweetingMia @EmmaTolkin BOY WAS I CONFUSED
I’m in the wrong theater

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Better song about turning 30 during a specific year:

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@PrimaryCinema And his characters on b99 and good place and the League are all radically different and I’m tired of people saying he only plays one dude

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@cheekfaceREAL Emotions detected

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Mallrats question for @ThatKevinSmith : did Leno take the Tonight Show back from Brodie, like he did to Conan, in that universe too?

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@TheJakeChristie Big deal I wasn’t in doubt either, see for yourself https://t.co/YOrElT9TsE

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@omgitsemilyward Perfect pretzel gang shot

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@cheekfaceREAL We’ve had three ice cream technology for like 40 years and just stopped there, we should have every flavor in one box by now but we don’t because big chocolate and big vanilla don’t want to share any more of the limelight or strawberrylight

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@TheJakeChristie If I had money you’d be watching Loqueesha, sir

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@TheNewPornos @okkervilriver Will you be selling the ‘hands cupped around a match’ shirts? They sold out in dc before I could snag one

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@cheekfaceREAL The difference between me and a dog is, I haven’t fired a shotgun from a moving vehicle

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@omgitsemilyward Now you’ll have to watch the chronic (what?) cals of Riddick

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@TheJakeChristie I’m relieved I don’t have to worry about spoilers bc nothing happens

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@ILbrandonite__ @PrimaryCinema Neither did Colbert so

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@flyonp @TheNewPornos @thebugclubband They’re in Calgary in July did I miss some big news about Alberta?

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@TheNewPornos @thebugclubband Will you be selling the ‘hands cupped around a match’ shirts online at some point? They sold out in DC last night before I could snag one

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@PrimaryCinema Even the Michael stipe theme song couldn’t get me to watch