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Good News Everyone!

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I will never understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Jimmy Kimmel: “Stephen Miller is so racist. The reason he went bald is because his hair was black.”

[🌸 paprika 🗡️ @p1nkempress_]

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

The White House deleted this embarrassing video. So whatever you do- * DON'T REPOST IT. * Donald wouldn't like it if you hit "repost."

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

CONFIRMED.

Trump raped minors.

And it's all on tape.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

No, you are stupid if you supported Trump at any time.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Gavin Newsom:

“Wake up, America. If he rigs this election, you won’t have a country. You’ll have a president running for a third term.”

Connect the dots:

The domestic response force deploys in April.
The Epstein files are being resealed behind new investigations.

The White House blocked terror warnings to law enforcement.

357 members of Congress voted to hide their own sexual misconduct records.

The draft is on the table.

The Speaker does whatever Trump tells him to do — Massie said it on camera.

A war started the week the files dropped.

Newsom isn’t being dramatic.

He’s describing a playbook that’s already in motion.
November 2026 may be the last election that actually matters.

Pay attention.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

JUST IN: Benjamin Netanyahu is meeting with members of the U.S. military who are currently stationed at an Air Force base in Israel.

He says: “there is much work ahead with the U.S. military as I continue to expand Israel in the Middle East.“

They’re not even hiding it anymore.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump RAPED minors.

So he started a war to distract us from his crimes.

Never stop speaking about Epstein.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress, are you okay?
You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to have this guy executed live on television in 2028

[Anon @Greynxgga69]

People are literally doing looney tunes gags on ICE and we’re supposed to feel really bad about that

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Overheard: "It took four blocks and five years to go from kneeling on a black man's neck to shooting a white woman in the face"

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Stephen Miller is a domestic terrorist.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You have no idea who this woman was. You have no idea what she believed. You have no idea what an actual investigation might show. A 37-year-old American citizen was killed. Her 6-year-old son has been orphaned. Her family and friends are going through the worst moment of their lives. And all you can do is call her a "deranged leftist"?

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?