Shea Layton

Musician. Biologist. Teacher in Japan currently. Co-host at Sword Chomp. Ice cream enthusiast. Pronouns: he/him

[Shea Layton @ProfLaytonn]

@kipafaL4trajet Professorlaytonn

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I'm making my way over to the butterfly app, y'all, so let's link up over there

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I hate going to the dentist; not because of fear but because every time the dental hygienist puts their hands in my mouth, my tongue forgets how to be a tongue and I become aware that I have a tongue and then I don't know where to put my tongue and then I become self-conscious an

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Childish Gambino dropped 'Because the Internet' 11 years ago today 💿

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Did the universe purposefully give humans flatulence so they could break silence in elevators?

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@waltermasterson I couldn't see a single Christmas decoration anywhere in this video! The liberals somehow used AI to erase them. The war on Christmas MUST BE STOPPED!

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@TheRichMeister0 Go prepare your bag for @Josh_Fowler

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Some of y'all are showing more interest in Luigi Mangione than your loved ones

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@MilaLovesJoe That's because y'all were busy stepping on or over every POC and pretending you didn't see them.

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If you are one of the people speaking out against gender-neutral restrooms

You better make sure you bring a fucking diaper every time you fly on a plane

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@onetrackpunk People didn't learn from TLOU, did they?

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I don't know how anyone hears David Gilmour's guitar playing and isn't immediately moved.

He is one of one.

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Remember when conservatives wanted celebrities to stop using their influence in politics? I remember.

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

Trump has nominated DR OZ to be administrator of CMS.

[Shea Layton @ProfLaytonn]

For many of us, our imagination never dies. It just becomes suppressed as we pile on responsibilities, fears, and anxieties.

Don't forget to let that inner child out once in a while!

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One of the biggest tortures in life is remembering the melody of a song but not being able to remember the name, artist, or lyrics to find it

[Shea Layton @ProfLaytonn]

@Lonewolfdogma I think they would have become my arch nemesis if I had called them "partner"

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I accidentally just told someone to go die.

What I meant to say: Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

What I said: Enjoy the rest of your days!

[Shea Layton @ProfLaytonn]

All of my homies hate Warner Bros. and Zaslav.

[CN News/Schedules @CNschedules]

As of today, the Cartoon Network website has officially shut down and redirected to Max.

[Shea Layton @ProfLaytonn]

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hope that Star Trek Prodigy gets a third season

[Shea Layton @ProfLaytonn]

There are TENS of us!!!

[JayBee🦄SegaLegacy @Evolust]

#ShiningForce fans have officially coined today, May 11th as Shining Force day! 🔥
More fans are getting wind of this campaign.
Let's make May 11th to May 12th Shining Force weekend to rally more troupes!
It is climbing the hashtag search. We can do it!
Let's revive the series!