Sir Bagsalot 🌵

Red Raider. Intramural softball demon. Marlboro Reds. Costco member. West Texas.

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@hookerblowand69 I can tell your 401k is maxed and you are white !

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@XtheBevo Cig in one hand. Drink in the other. Bag in the pocket. I’m white and voted republican.

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This is my battlefield. Coors bottle is my sword. I will be snap chatting 20 women tonight at 2am. Bar PM, they could never let me hate you. #expand #LANK #ImWhite

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@dave63133 Nice nigga

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@hookerblowand69 @archibaldmagnum @TheWreckEm00 @BraxLew555 @sackmiester Bar PM, I am inside you

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@XtheBevo Cody Campbell just sent me 60 for sack. Find me soldier.

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She took #Expand too seriously. I know a bier house bouncer and I will be in talks with him…. #Shrink god damn.

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@XtheBevo I live here nigga

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@LustbustOconnor Got a buddy who would @hookerblowand69

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@archibaldmagnum What are your coordinates sir

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@hookerblowand69 Mexico

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$3 margs at Cujos about to make this white boy fire off “you up?” texts at 9pm. Lawd help me #WhitePrivilege #CincoDeMayo

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@hookerblowand69 Professor Bags is on the loose #Nigga

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@FerbThaFerd How does one obtain this build

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Bonertown, USA
Population : Me

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@hookerblowand69 @TheWreckEm00 Allegedly

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I’ve seen this dude sexually harass 3 women at PM. Fucking boner #expand

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@hookerblowand69

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Just yelled a slur and I got saluted. This is Cafe J’s. I love lubbock

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I’ll tell you right now. $3 wells will make a white boy racist #Expand

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@hookerblowand69 Brother, if weird is the standard, then we are retarded