Michael Poor

Husband, Father, EHS Mathematics Department, EHS Asst Volleyball Coach and lifelong @Cardinals fan

[Michael Poor @ProfessorPoor]

I'm not afraid to admit this brought tears to my eyes this evening. I can't say enough about all the students @EHS_Eagles and especially this senior class for bestowing this honor upon Cael and believing that abilities outweigh disabilities.

[NCSS @NewtonCoSchools]

Congratulations to the Eastside High School (@EHS_Eagles) 2024 Homecoming King and Queen--Mr. Cael Poor and Miss Mackenzie Buchanan! Congratulations, Eagles!

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

SOUTH CAROLINA DOMINATES NO. 16 FLORIDA IN THE SWAMP 😤🤙 @GamecockFB

[Jayah Johnson | 2029 | SS/P @Jayahjohnson1]

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[Eastside High School @EHS_Eagles]

Eastside High School's 2026 four-year cohort graduation rate is 95.15% and we are incredibly proud of our students, staff, school, and community! Eastside graduates EXCELLENCE!

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

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[MLB @MLB]

Joshua Báez
Joshua Báez!
JOSHUA BÁEZ!!!

The @Cardinals rookie has homered THREE TIMES in his MLB debut 🤯

[Eastside High School @EHS_Eagles]

Go EAGLES!!!

[Eastside High School @EHS_Eagles]

Last night at the Georgia State Capitol, Blythe Edgar was awarded the Legacy Scholarship Award for $1000 on behalf of Positive Athletes and the Georgia Athletic Coaches Association!
Go EAGLES!!!

[Eastside High School @EHS_Eagles]

What an incredible 2025–2026 school year at Eastside High School! We are so proud of the outstanding performances, achievements, and accomplishments of our talented students and dedicated staff. Thank you to our EHS community for your support & encouragement. Go EAGLES!!!

[Eastside High School @EHS_Eagles]

Eastside High School has once again been recognized among Georgia’s top-performing schools through multiple 2026 Advanced Placement (AP) Honor School designations announced by the Georgia Department of Education.

[Michael Poor @ProfessorPoor]

A night I'll never forget. Thank you for everything @EHS_Eagles

[𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓎 @LBknowsBall]

Jadeveon Clowney.

[Sully Engels @sullyengels]

The Springfield Cardinals stole home twice in a row. First Dakota Harris, then before the Drillers could throw another pitch it was Trey Paige

Can’t say I’ve seen this before at the professional level. Might be the first time ever

[Math Files @Math_files]

One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home broke down.

He called a plumber.

The plumber came on the next day, sealed a few screws and everything was working as before.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is one third of my monthly salary!" he yelled.

Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him:

"I understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people."

So it happened. The professor got a plumber job and his life significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly.

One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber has to go to evening classes to complete the eight grade.

So, our professor had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math.

The evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of the circle.

The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula.

He started to reason it, he filled the white board with integrals, differentials and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot.

As a result he got "minus pi r squared".

He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus.

He was frustrated. He looked a bit scared at the class and saw all the plumbers whisper:

"Switch the limits of the integral!"

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I hate how good this sounds

[South Carolina Gamecocks @GamecocksOnline]

Gamecock Nation mourns the passing of former football coach Lou Holtz.

Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and the many lives he impacted throughout his career ❤️

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Thank you, Coach Holtz.

Forever To Thee

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

When David Hulse stepped in and chose violence.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when this was mandatory viewing …