ProfessorSpork

[rach @attractivesheep]

I asked @ProfessorSpork and she suggested Jurassic Park and I said I always want to watch that but I’ve never CRIED at it and she said “not even when they see the brachiosaurus and the music…” and VISIBLY TEARED UP JUST DESCRIBING IT so she is just built different.

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

Only pitcher in history to only throw 1 pitch but generate 2 WAR

[MLB Errors @mlberrors]

The Dodgers letting Juan Soto take second base like this

[rach @attractivesheep]

Ok I’m tagging her in this one @ProfessorSpork tried to remember “the name of the character I like” and I said “Noho Hank?” and she said “I was going to call him Flat Stanley.”

[rach @attractivesheep]

I told @ProfessorSpork about Grimes and Chelsea and she said, “I don’t think you’re lying to me but I don’t believe that that’s true.”

[ProfessorSpork @ProfessorSpork]

Watching postseason baseball be like

[VVeed Detective @WolfmanZack_]

No this is good, the pattern holds. Shutout win, blowout loss, shutout win, blowout loss...

[Shana Bartels 🏳️‍🌈 @shanabartels]

My sister asking if a whole team can be charged with defensive difference is the most I’ve laughed during this stupid game. Thanks for the chuckles, @ProfessorSpork

[Shana Bartels 🏳️‍🌈 @shanabartels]

Leah, about Urshela making it to 2B: “I would say Gio was touched by an angel, except he was quite literally not touched by an Angel.” I really missed going to games with my sister, you guys

[Shana Bartels 🏳️‍🌈 @shanabartels]

Security asked ⁦@ProfessorSpork⁩ to remove her hat and show if there was anything underneath and she said “No sticky stuff!”

[Erik Bottcher @ebottcher]

Whoa.

[Michael F Williams @parleyment]

Makiyah Bryant.

[Justin Martin @jmartinwrites]

chauvin was a training officer. kim potter, who killed daunte wright, was the union president and a former training officer.

when we hear calls for more training, remember that.

[David Hill @davehill77]

A guilty verdict doesn’t mean the justice system works it means protest works

[Anthony Ramos @ARamosofficial]

🙏🏼🕊 George Floyd.

Photo: Taylor via We The Urban

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

An 18-year-old with a cell phone is the only reason this happened.

Protesting last year into this year is the only reason this happened.

The amount of pressure and force required to get ANY sort of movement on this is impressive and heartbreaking at the same time.

[rach @attractivesheep]

The closest I get to a relaxed, meditative state is when my brain just drops everything to think about Andrew Garfield’s furious delivery of “don’t FISH eat other FISH” in The Social Network.

[rach @attractivesheep]

Sometimes, a movie is simply a collection of ill-fitting vests, melodramatic musical cues during scenes where children fist-fight cops, several young men repeatedly lifting the very smallest boy onto their shoulders, and a Teddy Roosevelt cameo for some reason!

[RNS @RNS]

"I was told by former classmates, mentors and friends in the evangelical world — most of them white — that my advocacy for black lives was hateful, heretical and a distraction for Christians," writes @andrehenry.

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