Professor Cal

Time flies, even though turkeys don't. -Barack Obama

[. @Ash_Martinez_]

ese culo es arte de exhibición

[Saltay @thydeee]

People tend to leave when life gets hard. I thought you were different, but I guess they’re all the same

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I never know what to wear the day after an attempted coup.

[mayhem @asteroidcrunch]

gas is $3 i just choked on my throat

[Saltay @thydeee]

I want a mf hug. But like only from one specific person.

[Jerry Springer Show @SpringerTV]

I've heard of oysters and figs but never beef tacos! #JerrySpringer #JudgeJerry #OG #GIF #GIPHY #JerryJerryJerry #aphrodisiac #beeftacosaphrodisiac

[mayhem @asteroidcrunch]

"as an italian..." stop right there foe

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Isn't it funny how much time we invest in one person only to end up strangers again.

[zan’s mom 🦢 @bimbocowgirl]

all girl want is... be gf... wear big shirt no pant ...

[Jerry Springer Show @SpringerTV]

Without the Jerry beads lol

[ᵐᵃᵐᵃˢ ♡ @shekinahsade]

it’s actually scary when a person can come off so genuine and be the total opposite.

[Joseph @JosephGon210]

If she’s worth it make her feel like it

[Saltay @thydeee]

Fuck.

[Jerry Springer Show @SpringerTV]

Which Jerry? 🤔

[mayhem @asteroidcrunch]

por que no los dos?

[Kiara Marie ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ @ItsKiaraMarie]

You got my #, you know where I’m at and you know what it is. You dont have to miss me. Missing me is on you.