Aidan Augustine

memoir of a basic gay

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

This month I finally reached my 6-figure salary goal before 35. Don’t hate on grocery store jobs 🫣🎉

[evil @EVILSCRE4M]

post a character death that still upsets you

i'll start:

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

“I’m your sugar daddy now” “dress sexy” RUE I SEE YOUR GAME #euphoria

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

oh the famish is OVER. Gaga and Doechii keeping the gays fed this summer

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

I learned way too late in life of the power of just saying “No”

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

robby needs take all the seats in the waiting room? what happened in the peds room during the shooting last year?

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

Dr. Robbie… THREE motorcycle accidents and it’s only NOON?! take the hint sir!

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

i cannot smoke ciggies anymore 🤢

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

and now Mariah Carey takes her rest

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

ROSE IS AN ALLY AND A QUEEN #heatedrivarly

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Oh if she gets cast, we are about to get PEAK white nonsense.

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

Preparing for the newest episode by making my friends watch #heatedrivalry with me

[🐈‍⬛ @dinahbelova]

this is a lot freakier than i thought it would be #heatedrivalry

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

ITS ONLY EPISODE 2 AND I CANT BREATHEEEE #StrangerThings5

[sarah paulson’s pr @sarahpaulsbean]

GIVE SARAH PAULSON AN EMMY FOR THIS CRASHOUT IMMEDIATELY AND THIS IS NOT EVEN THE ONLY SCENE SHE CHEWED IN THIS EPISODE #AllsFair

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

Cat distribution system chose me today! Need help with names! 🥲❤️

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

@therlwrites @Stranger_Things @PromoteHorror Omg same! We are on the same episode! 😍

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

i knew I was a unicorn 🥹

[meowtown @hieywieyneue]

no gay has all 3:

1) job
2) good relationship with father
3) drivers license

[Trader Tony @trader_tony_]

People really do come into the grocery store bathroom and take the craziest sloppiest shits that go everywhere for some reason

[Aidan Augustine @Professor_Homo]

@trader_tony_ Sister THIS 1000%. I’ve cleaned up more poop than I would like to in a lifetime (Sprouts manager). 🤮