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Dartmouth Professor.

[Professormoneybags MBA (Alpha Male) @Professorm77264]

Kanye west is the modern day Socrates

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

That MMO experience you have at 10 years old never gets replaced by anything, you can fuck every woman on earth, it does not fill the hole.

[Prof. Chise @mahirusoldier]

What about it nigga

[the cumpound @TheCumpound]

Hunter Biden passes you the penjamin. Do you accept?

[aidrum @mushroomfromgd]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly opened a 97 year old diner that still serves coke the old fashioned way.

He is only 20 years old.

[Gay Metro Boomin @gaymetroboomin]

Metro Boomin want some dick nigga!

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[semidog @semiidog]

watched the backrooms movie and there was no kanye png chasing the main characters

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Marriage advice for the men out there:

Don't ask your wife when dinner’s gonna be ready while she’s still mowing the lawn.

That one’s free, fellas.

[MeI Gibson fan 83 @MelGibsonFan083]

I recently spoke with Mel Gibson & asked if he'll be watching The Odyssey. He said, "Do I look like a jigaboo leftist faggot retard Muslim nigger?" We left it at that, but I don't think he'll be seeing it

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[liη of lintwt ໒꒱ @knifesleaze]

jerking off without being horny is so weird why am i raping myself lol

[jake @wormpuller]

Cops be driving around watching porn on those laptops

[Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ @DrCamRx]

What people actually wanted to see at the Soy Enhanced Games 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[۟ @4NGELWING]

white niggas be like “bro are you seriously not gonna feed the poro”