Elijah Samuel Drysdale

G-d first. Passionate about liberty, art, and charity. Born in the Detroit metro, raised in the Rio Grande Valley. Jewish, Texan, Scot-Irish. Wandering enjoyer.

[Elijah Samuel Drysdale @Profoundly_Dry]

There was once a poor shepherd boy, who would pray each day as he tended his flock:

“Lord God, I would tend to your sheep for free, because I love you.”

[Sépia @Sepia61234]

there exists no isometric embedding of a sphere into the euclidean plane ;(

[Elijah Samuel Drysdale @Profoundly_Dry]

Glaucoma at 27

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@Arkasiraee @InterestingSTEM Who among us does not feel fear, distress, and disorientation in our final moments

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@Jaxweah Fuck bro I really need $1,304,953.11 rn

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@AndyWinston17 @Milajoy Why did the artist include Ronald Reagan 💀

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@KamiliaOth70357 @Potatomasher51 @GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l Alright bro, do it

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@KamiliaOth70357 @GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l I’m not even saying this as a Christian, but he was also reared by St. Joseph, I don’t understand what point you were trying to make in the slightest

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@mehdonny I see plenty of meaningful differences ngl

[twttwt user 🦴🪚 @bonesawyer]

@GTA6Plus

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got to hold my best friends baby today, God is good

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@earthcurated @CrispeThe

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@ToxicLavenda @mysteriesdefine I’m going to immediately punch my cat in the fucking face and figure out this conundrum myself

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He’s supposed to be built like a linebacker, with a character that is calculated, intimidating, stoic, and PRESIDENTIAL. He was created to be an ubermensch that could rival even Superman. An anti-hero. But every time he’s on film, we get a COMPLETELY unserious, whiny little bitch

[Elijah Samuel Drysdale @Profoundly_Dry]

Why does this absolute UNIT of a man keep getting casted as a fuckass nerds

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@wretchedmarine Based

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@Charles00387675 Sure

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Retardmaxxing

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨NO TIES.

Do you really understand what’s just been UNLEASHED?

Not an accident. Not random. This is the signal.

[Elijah Samuel Drysdale @Profoundly_Dry]

@BrianB50270 Yeah

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@BluePandaSparky Okay

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@MAstronomers Ur