S**t My Prof Says

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Retweet if you agree: We deserve an A!!!

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: I was gonna make cupcakes...you see how far that got!"

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "Oh my GOD this is bad!"

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "Yeah! Rare men! White-bearded men!"
#RareWhiteBeardedMen

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "I already read that twice! Oh way to go."

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "She was sad for the gorilla, wasn't she? I thought so. Anyway."
Regarding King Kong

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "Nobody gives a crapola on a Monday!" #True

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "Do what you will. Flush it! I don't care!"
Regarding an assignment 🙃

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "There's no meaning behind it? I mean, there maybe is, but I'm too ignorant."

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "Me like...spaghetti."

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#ShitMyProfessorSaid: "I thought you said Katie had a power vacuum and I was going to ask if it worked well."

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It's our incredible professor and the inspiration for all these tweets' birthday!!!! #HappyBirthday Kathy Tremmel! #ShitMyProfessorSays

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#ShitMyProfessorsGrandChildSays: "I'm gonna put this light saber in your belly and then I'm gonna poop on ya!"
#OhNo #NotAgain

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "An obit for someone with a life of crime? Like, did they like to fish or hunt? Well, hunt, yeah they probably did."

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "I am wrinkled."
#Tragic

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "Dangle."
#NoContextNecessary

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "Anyone in here own a pantsuit!? I did! 1970's!"
#FashionIcon

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "I keep saying I need to lose the baby weight and my baby is 32."

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "Does anyone else eat their grief? I do."

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#ShitMyProfessorSays: "Oh I need to lose 500 pounds. Not 500, 10 would do."