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Pessimistically looking on the bright side

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

get this AI shit out of music and art thanks

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[Chris @citehchris]

small naturals? you mean natty lights?

[Ajibola @4jibola]

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

[musashi @scabberslosttoe]

they bloom regardless

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

At No. 43, the #Dolphins select LB Jacob Rodriguez from Texas Tech -- aka every defensive coordinator's favorite player.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

LeBron on playing with Bronny tonight:

"I was on the floor with my son in a playoff game. That's probably the craziest thing that's ever happened to me in my career ... My mom got to watch her son and her grandson during the playoffs. That's crazy."

[Danny Johnson’s tampon 👻🖤 @Fungioverdose]

When you surprise Sidney

[Intelgg @JIntelgg]

me after a game of apex

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

nobody:

me drunk as hell messaging everybody:

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

sober?in this economy?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LEBRON ASSIST TO BRONNY 🔥

FIRST FATHER-AND-SON ASSIST IN NBA HISTORY 🙌

[Ben Anderson @BensHoops]

Jamal Murray celebrates as it looks like the Nuggets might just survive the Elijah Harkless, Kennedy Chandler, Ace Bailey, John Konchar, and Bez MBeng-led Jazz.

[Intelgg @JIntelgg]

me with apex