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left for bluer pastures

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@MahDryBread I googled the first line of a popular song and the name of an artist on the song. Something that would have worked any google search 2005-2022.

Google AI rapped at me. It thought I wanted it to write a song.

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@TheHilariousMax @CubeApril Ghostbusters meant more to me as a kid, but yeah ghostbusters has some stuff that's ethically crusty on rewatch, whereas Jurassic Park gets better with age.

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@CubeApril Ghostbusters is a Cherry Garcia sundae, campy but fun. JP is a chicken pot pie from scratch, technically impressive, satisfying, and heartwarming. It's very difficult to declare a winner between savory and sweet?

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@TastingHistory1 I did not have "Max Miller uses an Iron Cross in a thumbnail" on my bingo card today. What's going on, dude? That's incredibly anti-Semitic and hateful.

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@lonelytiefling Do you watch Evan&Katelyn? They have their ASMR moments, but I feel like they mainly make videos for themselves, and it's so refreshing.
(And for cooking, it's Internet Shaquille all day long in this house.)

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@CubeApril I would use it to crack walnuts.

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@hazelinthepot This 50's-90's decade mixup stuff is like, most of my motivation for still reading legacy newspaper comics.

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@RifewithKatie I've been getting so many emails promising the right things, but then the job doesn't get done. Follow-up emails are met with identical promises. Stuff only starts moving if I call the person. AI is going to mangle healthcare.

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@LewdApril It would entirely depend on if I was asked while horny or not

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@MahDryBread When I did COL vs value research six months ago, there were three blue-state areas that stood out. Albuquerque NM if you can handle the weather. Peoria IL if the midwest is on the table. Hagerstown MD if you like the east coast and can tolerate bad drivers.

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I get that Sundays off is a big draw of govt jobs, but... give the DMV Mon or Tues or something. No DMV on Sundays, very limited hours on Saturdays, is madness.

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@Comfortably_Tom @ProZD This is my thought, more or less. Couple hours if it's a destination, but an hour (or less) if it's 5 mins from me.

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@ProZD If I'm with the dog, 30-45 minutes. If I'm with other humans and we're taking breaks, 1-2 hours.

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@lonelytiefling I'm trying to get "just not cricket" to take hold in the midwest. It has not gone well. My dentist told me to stop trying to make fetch happen.

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@kumailn We'd love to see you in St Louis!

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You listen to music for an hour on Youtube, the algorithm thinks you're a changed person. Immediately is like, "oh you're done with all your special interests, good. Here's Postmodern Jukebox."

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@GailSimone Squirrel Girl! Doreen all the way.

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@BloodyGoodRev 1997. My cousin's neighbor crashed our family gathering. Twerpy kid made noises about wanting to play my GBC. My mom wouldn't hear "I only have Pokemon Blue" or any other explanation. He immediately taught my Blastoise Roar over Hydro Pump. No fixing that in Gen 1.

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@CareerMilk @TolarianCollege Oh that makes sense. It'd be super hard to set up a filter for "Jennifer," so good way to see if you can get an innocuous message through.

Why five names, though? Why not just "Jennifer Smith" to make it look like someone failing to tag someone.

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@LewdApril Is a plane. I don't think it matters whether it's 5000 feet off the ground or not, just as long as you boink in an actively flying vessel.