Promise Esther

Social butterfly 🦋, lover 💕, Agbafian cult 👽, Mood setter both positive and negative thank you. welcome but no welcome.

[Promise Esther @PromiseEst96188]

I AM WRITING THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE AM OVERLY HAPPY 🙊🙊🙊💃💃💃🕺🕺 FIRST NEW MONTH BLESSING. THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR JUST LIKE A DREAM... I will frame it and hang it on my walls.

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Same Mother in Law that uses all her time to fast and pray,so that her own husband won’t look outside or see another woman….

Is going to her Son’s house to tell him to try outside if his wife hasn’t gotten pregnant after 1-2yrs,without telling same son to run tests.

Mothers in law crash marriages faster than irreconcilable differences from the couples and MEN who aren’t sensible enough to be in charge of their homes, will suffer the brunt

Disrespect from both Mother & a disappointed wife..

Your close to your Mother a wife, shouldn’t make everything she says verbatim..

Remember, your Mother knows YOUR FATHER & your father is not your husband!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You don't lead a woman right, by stealing to feed her.

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[Promise Esther @PromiseEst96188]

@tobeszn Congratulations tobe

[tobe @tobeszn]

one last sleep! 🥹

[Promise Esther @PromiseEst96188]

@Anthonyugodu @OurFavOnlineDoc Abi small London 😂👌

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

Every single item used in this structure from
1. Building - sand, cement, galvanised rod, roof, wood, water connector, to
2. Plumbing - pipes, basin taps/mixers, showers, to
3. Decorating materials, etc
@Kurrentflow_ sells all at affordable prices. Lovely building

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Good submission.

But unfortunately, you and I know that women are hardly accountable.

So we as men must learn not to put ourselves in such situations where we take the fall.

You cannot say because you have money to marry, then you use it as a bargaining chip for young girls.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I despise the hypocricy of men.

We are too selfish and deliberately blind to what we have turned our women to.

Then come here to act like we are not responsible for the mess that we created.

As long as men are leaders in the society, then the buck stops at our desk.

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[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

Married couples,

Quote this tweet and talk about the things that you believe are grounds for divorce in a marriage, ones that need compromise, and ones that you have to just get used to.

Let the singles learn a thing or two.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Let me say something to you young ladies that are in a relationship, or about to enter one.

The man will occasionally throw you some bait questions, just to test your character, level of thinking, exposure & decorum.

If you like, keep opening your mouth like a parrot.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

It is better to keep quiet than to lie.

Not all questions from men require answers.

Instead of lying, pretend like you did not hear or understand the question.

If it's not something that you think that you should be proud of, say nothing.

Or say that you don't know.

End.

[Sage @SoulSageSay]

"That was the most connected I've ever felt."

It is not, "I've never felt so safe and so ravaged at the same time." It is a crude, quantitative ranking.

It is a Consumer Reports review of your performance.

You have not just participated in an act of intimacy; you have competed in the Sexual Olympics, and you have been awarded a temporary gold medal.

The very language reduces a sacred act to a sporting event, and it reduces you to the current top-scoring athlete. This is not a compliment; it is a classification.

Second, the phrase "so far" is a dagger wrapped in a cheap ribbon.

It is a declaration of impermanence. It is an explicit statement that you are simply the current placeholder at the top of a leaderboard that is still actively accepting new entries.

She is not committing to you as the final and ultimate experience;

she is merely updating you on your current ranking in an ongoing competition.

She is telling you, in no uncertain terms, that she is still auditioning other athletes, and that your title is temporary and subject to be usurped by the next competitor.

This is not a pledge of allegiance; it is a notification of your precarious and provisional status.

[Promise Esther @PromiseEst96188]

@omobabacity @jon_d_doe Even the bus stops and major roads are flooded 😭.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

As a single lady 25 & above, these are the type of men that you should not date.

1) yahoo boys
2) bet addicts
3) jobless men
4) tik tok & snap chat men
5) mommy's boys
6) men who beg you for money
7) men who hate their fathers
8) men who bleach
9) overtly religious men

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The fact that God created Eve for Adam, should tell you that a man is nothing without a woman.

Stop crying "fear women" everywhere.

God gave Adam specific instructions to lead Eve.

Adam failed, & was trying to blame Eve.

Then God cursed him.

And cursed Eve too.

Good night.

[Dr Farouk @Dr_Pharouk]

Pre-wedding medical tests for intending couples: 👀👀

1. Blood group
2. Genotype Test
3. HIV
4. Mental health assessment
5. Hepatitis B&C
6. STD
7. Fertility Test
8. Possible genetic disorder
9. Family health history

Don't waste money on pre-wedding pictures while you're yet to check things.

[Promise Esther @PromiseEst96188]

@shugarcoatedB Exactly if there's transparency and trust they'd be no need for her to lie to you about her financial statement.

[Promise Esther @PromiseEst96188]

@abazwhyllzz Imagine your boss seeing your photo being used as a meme.

[Promise Esther @PromiseEst96188]

@jon_d_doe I even used it as my ringtone 😊.