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“A GREEN MARVEL WITH A RED PENCIL.” SLOPPY WRITING MAKE HULK ANGRY! HULK CHARGE REASONABLE RATES. HULK ALSO COPYEDIT.

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HULK WANT TO GIVE UP SOMETIMES.

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“PRESIDENT OF THE UNITES STATES.” SURE. WHY NOT.

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WHAT CAN HULK EVEN SAY

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AS FOR THE AI @NYTIMES USE TO EDIT, ITS TIME HAS COME.

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YOU BET YOU’RE ASS THEIR DIFFERENT.

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TYPO ASIDE (“ALLEGTIONS”), PERFECT.

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REMEMBER: YOU NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO SAY “IT’S NINE A.M. ON A WEEKDAY MORNING,” AS @NPR REPORTER JENNIFER VANASCO JUST SAID. IT WILL NEVER BE NINE A.M. IN THE AFTERNOON! UNLESS YOU ARE PANIC! AT THE DISCO, THAT IS https://t.co/qh1tVFDkBx

[meg @bymeg]

my team at @Apple is looking for a contract copyeditor to work on everything from apple newsroom press releases to features. the role is remote! more here https://t.co/vksyRA1fOy

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DON’T MIX UP WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE!
AN EXAMPLE:
AWE: AN EMOTION, OFTEN AKIN TO WONDER.
AW: AN INTERJECTION USED TO EXPRESS AFFECTION OR PITY.
EXAMPLES:
“AWE IS WHAT I FEEL WHEN I VISIT THE GRAND CANYON.”
VS:
“AW, THIS POOR PERSON DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL.”

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GUEST ON @NPR DESCRIBES THE HISTORICAL CHARACTER OF THE KNICKERBOCKER AS “THE LITERAL, KIND OF, SYMBOLIC” REPRESENTATION OF THE NEW YORKER. HULK SIGH. GO KNICKS! #NBA #KNICKS

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WHERE ARE THE EDITORS AT THE @NYTIMES? “HE HELPED WE”?? GOD HELP I!

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WHERE ARE @NEWYORKER’S COPYEDITORS? PROXIMITY = CLOSENESS. CLOSE PROXIMITY = CLOSE CLOSENESS. HULK CLOSE TO SMASHING SOMETHING.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

First week in the BBC graphics department and already thriving

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@rebeccaballhaus PEOPLE FAMILIAR TO WHO?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JOURNALISTS, STOP SAYING “ACCORDING TO PEOPLE FAMILIAR.”

FAMILIAR TO WHO?

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REMEMBER: WHEN SOMEONE FLIP-FLOPS ON AN ISSUE, THEY “DO A 180,” REVERSING DIRECTION, *NOT* A 360, WHICH WOULD PUT THEM GOING *IN SAME DIRECTION AGAIN*. GIF SHOWS A 180. HULK HOPE THAT HELPFUL!

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FIXED THAT FOR YOU, @NYTIMES.

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HULK SIGH.

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HULK LOVE HOW PEOPLE CALL TRUMP STUPID FOR CLAIMING HE WILL REDUCE HEALTH CARE PRICES BY SIX HUNDRED PERCENT AND OTHERS SAY “I AGREE ONE THOUSAND PERCENT”

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SO, @FT, JOHN LENNON WAS ALIVE “COMPARATIVELY RECENTLY?”

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OR PROOFREADERS, EVEN.