Proper Steph

Baker. Hiker. Cat lover. DCFC supporter. Pasta maker. Self-care promoter.

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@ajpetix why do guys just refuse to see a doctor? it’s no wonder women statistically live longer lives.

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@ajpetix sufjan stevens is also partially me.

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I won’t ever understand the concept of “joking” about how unhappy you are to be married. If you are having problems, work on them with your partner. Don’t do *gestures vaguely* whatever this is.

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“I don’t know what it is about a distillery that makes people think, ‘I could shit here.’” - @ajpetix

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@BrunchSoH4rd also my glasses often match my outfit, too and i owe that all to ally inspiring me to buy lots of glasses.

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@ajpetix @joshcaps77 @BrunchSoH4rd

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Huge pet peeve: “I’m upset we haven’t talked because YOU haven’t called me.” Phones work both ways, pal.

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If that thing can sting me in the vag then you might as well pee on me.

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@FreeeBird1978: Let’s just drink until we’re dead.
The other Steph: That’s better than the alternative.
@ProperSteph: Drinking until we feel alive?

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@ajpetix if anyone is wondering, putting it in the freezer did fix the issue.

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While visiting family today, one of my most conservative family members mentioned that he did not have respect for the American flag anymore and that this country no longer deserves to be celebrated.

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@LoreRahRahRah @ajpetix we’re just vegging out for the day. message us if you want our address. and if not today another time, for sure. it would be really great to hang out with you.

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A.J. - “Roadkill ahead.”
me - “Uh yeah. I sure hope it does.”

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We’re driving through the woods and saw some deer near the road. We decided to blast “Two Doors Down” by Dolly Parton on repeat just in case. @TigNotaro

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@NGSMerch don’t know what it is. doesn’t matter.

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@NGSMerch i’ll take 2

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@ajpetix yeah sorry about that

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@ajpetix For the record: my end of the debate was not one over the other. simply that he’s never let me go to american because he (and everyone else apparently) thinks lafayette is the obvious choice. and i can’t really have an opinion on my preference until i try both.

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@ajpetix my question to everyone voting - regardless of which one you voted for is: have you actually had a coney at each location?

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@UltraRonimus