joshcaps.bsky.social

basically, I'm ridiculous. he/him/his.

[Kam ✨🌟💫 @spacejamkamart]

If Indigenous ppl are telling you…That a word used against some of our relatives in our community is a slur and we disapprove of it, and there are articles online saying that the word was used by colonizers as a tool of racism….Wouldn’t you want to idk believe us???????

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

*door in my house opens on its own*

me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure

the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Always be kind unless you're inconvenienced in any minor way.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report.

Just fyi

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

everyone who voted for this dumb fuck is a dumb fuck

it’s a circle of dumb fuckery

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

“the older you get, the more conservative you get” yeah if you’re a little bitch

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The ethics report on Matt Gaetz reportedly includes a paragraph that he had to go to the hospital after one drug-fueled party to remove a 12-inch fist dildo that had got stuck up his butt, but we’ll never know for sure if that’s false until the report is released.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Spirit Airlines going bankrupt is really sad because there’s now a real risk of millions of Americans never knowing what it’s like to have a 15 hour layover at Orlando International to save $50 on a ticket to a place 6 hours away

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

The Onion has a chance to do the funniest thing ever https://t.co/GLy4bESCEE

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Staying in an AirBNB: "The key is buried in the yard, use the pink metal detector to find it. Kitchen has 3 utensils you've never seen before and 7 bottles of spices no one likes. The rabid wolverine in the crawl space is friendly. Please re-tile the shower when you check out."

[sophie @netcapgirl]

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

[chase @_chase_____]

watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

Matt Gaetz was the sole no vote on a law to combat human trafficking in 2017.
The one and only no vote.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

They’re letting women who are miscarrying die from sepsis and forcing rape survivors to carry their rapist’s babies to term.
They’re promising to repeal the Affordable Care Act with nothing to replace it.
If anyone is teaching a fear of pregnancy, it’s them.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I haven’t seen JD Vance in a while so I assume he’s stuck in a revolving door somewhere.

[M.E 🎾 @Emmys]

Tall people act like they earned it

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

They call them “beer gardens” because “people drinking in a parking lot” doesn’t sound as classy