jack

almost been kicked out counter: 4.5 | also some lfc

[jack @NGSCptJack]

OFFICIAL JACK SEASON PREDICTIONS:

1. Ben Morris finally breaks SCL’s single season goal record
2. Laye Diop will get 5-8 assists this year and will have the most BCC
3. We will give up >45 goals
4. No Maxi will hurt for the beginning of the season, but will end up being fine

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC @SkubaBaby I would’ve given him so many smoke bombs had I known he was here what the hell

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@thumpasaurus1 morez johnson is now a national champion

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@thumpasaurus1 i remember you saying to me that morez johnson was this terrible portal pickup. you were right. michigan should’ve grabbed some shitty eastern european who can’t rebound.

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC Proud of the women!

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@USLTactics You have failed to consider that the vibes are back for dcfc and the 4-2-3-1 is going to carry us to an invincible season

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@thumpasaurus1 idc how bad this app gets you could never get me to go to bluesky 😂

[jack @NGSCptJack]

Over under of actual crests on the shirts is set at 0.5

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

3.5.26.

See you there.

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC I am screaming shitting and throwing up right now. I am in the hospital dying. The doctors tell me the only cure for my disease is for DCFC to change the crest back to the correct one. Please help me DCFC. My life is in your hands

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

Back where it all started

[jack @NGSCptJack]

I wanna laugh but let’s not act like USL wouldn’t do the exact same shit if given the opportunity

[MLS Communications @MLS_PR]

Today Soccer United Marketing and @Polymarket announced multi-year partnerships with @MLS and @LeaguesCup that will offer new ways for fans to engage with matches and follow season-long storylines by integrating prediction markets into the fan experience. https://t.co/lTeRrdhLtq

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC A wild correct crest has appeared! Where’s the star though

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC we would’ve scored 20 if we had the right crest on our twitter profile

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@chomakovg I’ll never forget the 3 month stretch where he was behind alberto moreno. The first match he started after that was such a revelation

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC @Lions change the crest back

[Michael Bryant @Michael_ryfe]

I’m glad we’re all on the same page about the crest 🤣

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC Tell alex to change the crest back

[jack @NGSCptJack]

@DetroitCityFC bring back the crest

[jack @NGSCptJack]

Whoever fucked with the crest should receive the wrath of God. Don’t fuck with something that is working god damnit

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT🔥

Suites and Party Decks go on sale tomorrow.

[jack @NGSCptJack]

Treat our legends better.

[Northern Guard Supporters @NGSDetroit]

✔️Poor treatment of club legends.
✔️Poor communication.
✔️Poor performances on the pitch.

= No banners. No smoke. Just another stale USL environment.