Friendly the Dumpster Bear

Discovered, abandoned, in a dumpster. Apparently, perfect.

#DCTID
#BlackLivesMatter
#NeverPants

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

If you don't support the women's side, you don't support Detroit City

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

Been a quiet few days at Keyworth, but we are BACK AT HOME SUNDAY! Get your tickets when the women face Kings Hammer FC at home!

https://t.co/hU0l9LATFe

Past or present female college athletes: Tag us in a pic from your playing days and receive 2 free tickets to the match!

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Help! Someone get me out of this fucking trunk!

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@RiverhoundsSC Your mascot has a pretty mouth

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@veritaseratee I thought truth hurts? Ironic since can't handle the fact that you're irrelevant even to those you think are closest to you.

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Are you 13 or 30? I can't tell with your bare baby face and receding hairline.

[Raymond Nuznoff @mrstingray93]

@freep Detroit City FC doesn't deserve a spot on that photo until they become a part of the MLS

How do they get 3 letters, but the Tigers and Pistons only get two?

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@miketurko68 @DetroitCityFC @AlumniFiCU Shouldn't you be complaining that the women's team got a post?

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

I only keep this account to remind people how much @miketurko68 fucking sucks. My guess is that his wife cucks him with strikers.

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Does this mean no more free pizza?

[Michael Battista @MichaelBattista]

Report: The National Independent Soccer Association (NISA) will no longer be sanctioned by the U.S. Soccer Federation. In six seasons of play, the third tier league has seen controversy & alleged criminal activity.

Full story below ⏬

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Relevant every year around this time

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

I can't wait to get Mike Turko's opinion on this -No One (ever)

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Mascot burner accounts are so 2019

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Does the USL have guidelines on being a whiney little cuck? I'd expect nothing less from the other cookie cutter SGs.

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

You missed the part about propaganda. But at least you pointed out that there are colors represented.

[Pittsburgh Riveters SC @RivetersSC]

A symbol of strength and endurance 💪 
 
Pittsburgh Riveters SC is committed to carrying this legacy forward, proving that with determination, unity, and a shared vision, anything is possible.🔥

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@johnyarina @NGSDetroit @RiverRatMat If you think me giving you a hard time for being a constant asshole is bullying, you should quit being a little bitch.

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@johnyarina @NGSDetroit @RiverRatMat

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@johnyarina @NGSDetroit @RiverRatMat

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@RiverRatMat @johnyarina @NGSDetroit I'm surprised Kettering lets you "banter." 1. They have more rules than your club has supporters. 2. You're just bad at it.

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

I guess there is a new meaning to the tongue on the boot.

[Loudoun United Football Club @LoudounUnitedFC]

Your 2024 Loudoun United FC Hero Kit Revealed...

#LoudAndUnited | #HeroKit

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

Now do a graphic with the mascots!

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Wishing our great city a very happy birthday!

#DetroitvsEverybody

@tigers
@DetroitRedWings
@DetroitPistons
@DetroitCityFC

[Friendly the Dumpster Bear @dumpster_bear]

@THEDanVaughn Shouldn't your NISA tattoo be of a sinking ship?