Joseph Smith

New York Farm Boy, Glasslooker, Prophet, Translator, and dedicated husband to 40 loving wives.

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@ITYSL_LDSChurch The story is I was poor and wrote a book to make more money, then I wanted to sleep with more women, they shot me, an autocrat took over, they got rid of sleeping with more women, then the correlation committee made it boring, now a weirdo is in charge. #makemormonismgreatagain

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@mormons_speak @Ch_JesusChrist It’s been like this since the beginning, like that one time I appointed my by Alpheus Cutler as the supervisor of the Nauvoo temple construction.

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@JasminRappleye Kinda hard to take place anywhere when I made it up….I mean it’s “inspired” fiction much like the Book of Abraham.

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@JasminRappleye Yep most of you will not get your 2nd Anointing🤷‍♂️

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@JasminRappleye This is obnoxious… I totally stole them from the masons and in today’s context they are weird.

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@Jenn_NextDoor Right? So Mormon stories has been a podcast since 2005 in 2018 we were taught that the word Mormon was a victory for Satan and now in 2026 it’s an issue….

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@JasminRappleye 🙄

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@mormon_satan Yep, teaching them this made it a lot easier for me to give me their teenage daughters.

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@Coachjs11 @Jenn_NextDoor No they didn’t 😂

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

Went to an LDS ward, Mormonism feels like a pale shadow of what it used to be. Maybe that’s just being out. But. 🤷‍♂️

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@stackerco This might be the worst take on breakfast food ever

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@BowTied_Lamb Again inspired work of fiction

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

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[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@n0fhg @poetickate Next level is dressing up as an Angel and not talking to convince teenage girls they need to marry me.

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

Me either! #polygamy

[poletic kate @poetickate]

several months ago i realized i can never be in a long-term monogamous relationship again, it’s just not who i am

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@poetickate We all work with what we have 🤷‍♂️

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@KirtonMcBonky The Lord has compelled me to say this account is a fulfillment of that promise. Amen

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@ExmoDad I am now calling you to go to Britain on a mission for 3years, unrelated can I have her name and number, thanks!

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@aureliawelde I received this revelation and can vouch for this, Angels love to shake hands. Evil spirits love to try, good spirits look at you like you’re an idiot. Also my Magic Rock told me to propose to you.

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@OchoZaco Can you at least refer to me by name?!

[Joseph Smith @ProphetJSmithJr]

@slc_saint It could just be we’re busy 😂