The Prophet LOKI

Lokitty Bangarang. Secular Missionary. The Trickster Tiger. world's first consulting Trickster. juxtapossesive; I collect anomalies.

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"I've heard of denial, but I don't think it exists"

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My toddler just asked for a fork...
To eat chicken nuggets!

I have so many feelings about this. Mostly pride & confusion.

[WWE @WWE]

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It's been @AvaRaineWWE all along!!!

#WWENXT #Schism @JoeGacy @RipFowlerWWE @Jagger_WWE

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ADHD + Parenting = wondering why paw patrol is still on 20 minutes into toddler napping.

[Funko @Funko]

RT and follow @funko for the chance to WIN the #D23Expo exclusive Mickey in the "Mouse" POP! Rides. #Funko #FunkoPOP #Giveaway #D23

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RT and follow @funko for the chance to WIN the #D23Expo exclusive Lucifer POP! #Funko #FunkoPOP #Giveaway #D23

[Funko @Funko]

RT and follow @funko for the chance to WIN the #D23Expo exclusive Jiminy Cricket POP! #Funko #FunkoPOP #Giveaway #D23

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@thewaether additionally, while she doesn't make anything from you going to the Wizarding world at Universal. Everything in those areas counts as licensed products, coke is HP coke, the popcorn is HP popcorn... etc

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Interesting coincidence... while
Santa Carla (Lost Boys) & Sunnydale (BtVS) aren't real places. There are two rows in CA that are right next to each other named Santa Clara, and Sunnyvale.

Please note that if I should vanish after this tweet, then the undead are likely real!

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When I say I wanna sleep in, I don't mean a lil bit. I wanna sleep like a jobless teenager in August. Waking up at noon and continuing my game from last night.
Dangit, I don't even have a console atm!

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Why did no one tell me that part of parenting would be having to repeatedly decline toddler boogers?

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Anyone else think Ciampa is an odd pairing with the Miz? #SummerSlam #WWE

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Shirai & Kai definitely made up gor a Medicare match. #SummerSlam. Thank you #HHH

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Lynch vs Belaire is a sloppy match. #SimmerSlam

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@DonaldJTrumpJr when was the last time your daddy got on a bike?

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@funko how have y'all not made a gold Mooby? It's right there. This should be an obvious pop.

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@mattgaetz @AOC @RepRaskin That's hysterical coming from someone that everyone knows stepped out on his spouse

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@Freeyourmindkid humans

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@MTARDI32 first, there's no source listed for that poll, nor information on how many people were polled. Second, Disney fans will complain about anything and everything. If they change the color of a trash can, someone complains.

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@MTARDI32 if you believe that, then you know nothing about Disney fans

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The #WWE... Walks with Ezekiel!