Prophet MoHammered

OINK! I am prophet Moe Ham Rod. I sometimes spell rong because not read. Salami bacoon. Pork be upon you all!

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@muhammadfvcker AND don't forget -- because women have to cover up and animals don't, women are SECOND-CLASS sex objects. OINK.

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@angelaroosee This is *incredibly* discouraging, Angela. I feel like between your hard-hitting journalism and Nick Shirley's, that.. that... maybe the Muslim takeover WON'T happen.

Oinkscuse me. I am a sad piggy. Salami bacoon, friends.

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@ellamaulding Fake news. I *never* tried to have sex with piglets.

Prophet Moe Hammy is innocent. OINK!

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@WHLeavitt This is a load of pigshit. Trust me -- I'd know.

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@cartierfamilyZ *breaks character* this happened at a pizza place I worked at. Scary job.

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@koshercockney OINK OINK. We Muslims be eating good.

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@WHLeavitt Mice for cat adoption!

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@SavannahCraven5

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@realMaalouf Inbreeding locks in the stupid so it can reach higher levels of concentrated ignorance.

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@PaulGolding Romanes eunt domus

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@Punchy_Playz Whip out my little smokey and see which of these girls wants to pig out on it.

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@MrBootlegV2 Black people make soul food; niggers make slop.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho

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@RadioGenoa Where would we be without the cousin-fuckers?

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@realMaalouf Translation: "Man, I wish I could just kill and rape with impunity."

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@sneako There are multiple false gods, one of whom is Allah, and I Moe Hammy am his prophet, or whatever.

Criticism and parody are important. OINK. May the pork be with you, friends.

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@miatalias Oink! Piggy prophet here. This whiny bitch made us look bad. I, Moe Ham Rod, will give him only 71 virgins in heaven. All the virgins will be Redditors.

Piggy has spoken!

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@miatalias *breaks character* Mia, what're your thoughts on England attempting to ban both kosher and halal meat production under Restore? I don't understand why kashrut requires a no-stun kill.

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@YossiBenYakar I am a literal pig and even I know this is animal behavior.

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@LibertyCappy And without the child marriages, forced hijabs, female genital mutilation, 5 annoying prayers, or inherent hatred of the Jews.